Dirty Diana

Dirty Diana

You’re a right old state

Ain’t ya

Met Dirty Diana

Outside the off-license

Lip gloss

Kebab sauce

Down her Primark dress

She said “you look minted”

I said “I’m on benefits”

She said “that’s attractive”

I said “I’m depressed”

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

You love the drama

You love banana

You kissed my mate

Then called me “nana”

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

You broke my heart in the kebab shop

I still went halves on your extra sauce

She’s queen of the beer garden

Plastic crown from Poundland

Tattoos of her exes

Spelt wrong on her neck

Says “I’m a princess”

Says “you’re my dirty prince”

We share one vape pen

Both smell like chips and regret

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

You love the drama

You love banana

You nick me fries

Then call me “charmer”

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

You broke my heart in the taxi queue

Still nicked my seat and my last chew

Di-di-Diana

Di-di-di-di-Di

I’m a mug

I’m a donut

You’re the reason why

Di-di-Diana

Di-di-di-di-Di

You’re a state

I’m a bigger state

Perfect

You and I

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

You love the drama

You love banana

You snogged my cousin in front of Nana

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

You wreck my life every weekend

See you Friday

Same place again