[Intro]
"Ahhh-ha!"

[Verse]
Oh what's wrong with that?
ああ、どうしたことなの！
I have become a stuffed animal
私はぬいぐるみになっている

[pre-Chorus]
Plushie are dumped on the road. なんでだよ！
Plushie is being run over by a car. 車にひかれてる

[Chorus]
ぺったんこじゃないか
That's a flat 3 centimeters thick.
厚さ3センチの姿
That's a flat 3 centimeters thick.

[Verse]
Discarded and stuck on the road.
ああ、どうしたことか！
I have become a stuffed animal
私はぬいぐるみになっている

[hook]
"Come on!"
"Yeahhh!"

[Bridge]
Plushie Pandemic (Ha-ha!)
ぬいぐるみのパンデミック
The Jester！(Hey now!)
元の姿に戻してプリーズ！

[pre-Chorus]
Plushie are dumped on the road. なんでだよ！
Plushie is being run over by a car. 車にひかれてる

[Chorus]
ぺったんこじゃないか
That's a flat 3 centimeters thick.
厚さ3センチの姿
That's a flat 3 centimeters thick.

[End]