Hey dear David, thought you knew

Mom's favorite is me, not you

Strutting around like you're so swell

But guess what bro I'm ringing that bell

I love you despite all your recent lyrical vanity

If you’d like you can plead momentary insanity

I'm the star of every scene

When I roll up they know a queen

Oh David David can you see

You can't compare to me

Admit it bro I am simply the best

The funniest, yeah it's no contest

You try to steal my spotlight glow

But deep inside you surely know

Popularity, I wear it like a crown

While you're the jester of this town

I climb the charts you barely crawl

When I'm on stage crowds stand tall

My personality is invigorating

My popularity is intimidating

There’s no need for jealousy, my brother

Although I may be the favorite of our mother

There’s always room for you

Funny, amazing, sensational, wonderful, beautiful, intelligent, generous, thoughtful, kind, loving

that's me

I know you’re thinking finally

she’s in my life where she should be

how lucky can you be?

I understand you’re old, practically falling apart

Some might call you a fart

But I love you all the same

I love you all the same