Get Off! Bye-Bye!

Coach, oh wait for me

I’m still buying breakfast tea!

Yeah my seatbelt’s on, but it’s choking me,

Steering wheel? I grip it tighter than my own destiny.

Going uphill—my heart starts to shake,

Rolling downhill—my soul starts to break,

Shift the gear—but I hit on “P”,

Now tell me man, which party’s for me?

I just wanna join the “Layin’ Flat Party” 🤣🌿

Red light shines—I thought it’s just décor,

Green light’s on—but I’m thinking lunch once more,

Yellow’s flashing—I start flashing too,

Feels like bubble tea melting in the afternoon.

I’m not afraid—I’m just too slow,

The world’s in a rush—but I take it mellow,

This steering wheel—it’s my yoga pose,

You say left—I turn right, that’s freedom I chose!

Left turn signal—right turn thunder,

Guess I’m the weather channel blunder,

Rearview mirror—who do I see?

Ask my reflection: “Do you even want this license, G?

Examiner’s eyes—sharp like spikes,

Told you today the feng shui’s not right,

He said “Drive straight!”—but I drift with pride,

That’s just art, man—can’t I decide?

Brake pressed down—the world slows low,

Coach yelling loud—but I hear a beatbox flow,

Society’s waiting—while I delay,

Maybe I’ll just test for a “Walking License” today.

Cross the line—engine died,

Tires shake—my soul takes flight,

Red light panic—green light blur,

I just step out—bye-bye license, sir!

教練～等等我啦～

我還在買早餐啦～

安全帶我有繫啦～只是…卡住了啦～

方向盤？我握得比我人生還穩欸～

上坡來～我心好抖～

下坡下～我靈魂走～

快打擋～我打到P～

現在是～哪個黨？

我想加入「躺平黨」🤣🌿

紅燈停～但我以為是裝飾品

綠燈亮～我還在想午餐吃什麼

黃燈閃～我開始閃人～

整台車都像泡在太陽下的珍奶～

我不是怕～我只是慢～

人生很急～但我不慌～

方向盤～像瑜伽盤～

你說左～我偏要右～這才叫自由啊！

左轉打燈～右轉打雷～

我整個人都變成氣象台咧～

倒車看鏡～看到自己～

我問倒影：你真的想考這張照嗎？

考官的眼神～像刺蝟～

我就說嘛～今天風水不對～

他說「開直一點！」～我偏要飄移

這樣比較有藝術感，不行喔？

煞車踩著～世界慢了～

教練罵我～我聽成 beatbox 啦～

社會在等～我在想～

要不要直接考「走路執照」比較實際～

壓線啦～熄火啦～

輪胎抖～靈魂飛啦～

紅燈慌～綠燈暈～

我直接下車～考照掰掰啦～