Get Off! Bye-Bye!
[Intro]
Coach, oh wait for me
I’m still buying breakfast tea!
Yeah my seatbelt’s on, but it’s choking me,
Steering wheel? I grip it tighter than my own destiny.

[Verse 1]
Going uphill—my heart starts to shake,
Rolling downhill—my soul starts to break,
Shift the gear—but I hit on “P”,
Now tell me man, which party’s for me?
I just wanna join the “Layin’ Flat Party” 🤣🌿

Red light shines—I thought it’s just décor,
Green light’s on—but I’m thinking lunch once more,
Yellow’s flashing—I start flashing too,
Feels like bubble tea melting in the afternoon.

[Chorus]
I’m not afraid—I’m just too slow,
The world’s in a rush—but I take it mellow,
This steering wheel—it’s my yoga pose,
You say left—I turn right, that’s freedom I chose!

[Verse 2]
Left turn signal—right turn thunder,
Guess I’m the weather channel blunder,
Rearview mirror—who do I see?
Ask my reflection: “Do you even want this license, G?

Examiner’s eyes—sharp like spikes,
Told you today the feng shui’s not right,
He said “Drive straight!”—but I drift with pride,
That’s just art, man—can’t I decide?

[Bridge]
Brake pressed down—the world slows low,
Coach yelling loud—but I hear a beatbox flow,
Society’s waiting—while I delay,
Maybe I’ll just test for a “Walking License” today.

[Outro]
Cross the line—engine died,
Tires shake—my soul takes flight,
Red light panic—green light blur,
I just step out—bye-bye license, sir!


[Intro]
教練～等等我啦～
我還在買早餐啦～
安全帶我有繫啦～只是…卡住了啦～
方向盤？我握得比我人生還穩欸～

[Verse 1]
上坡來～我心好抖～
下坡下～我靈魂走～
快打擋～我打到P～
現在是～哪個黨？
我想加入「躺平黨」🤣🌿

紅燈停～但我以為是裝飾品
綠燈亮～我還在想午餐吃什麼
黃燈閃～我開始閃人～
整台車都像泡在太陽下的珍奶～

[Chorus]
我不是怕～我只是慢～
人生很急～但我不慌～
方向盤～像瑜伽盤～
你說左～我偏要右～這才叫自由啊！

[Verse 2]
左轉打燈～右轉打雷～
我整個人都變成氣象台咧～
倒車看鏡～看到自己～
我問倒影：你真的想考這張照嗎？

考官的眼神～像刺蝟～
我就說嘛～今天風水不對～
他說「開直一點！」～我偏要飄移
這樣比較有藝術感，不行喔？

[Bridge]
煞車踩著～世界慢了～
教練罵我～我聽成 beatbox 啦～
社會在等～我在想～
要不要直接考「走路執照」比較實際～

[Outro]
壓線啦～熄火啦～
輪胎抖～靈魂飛啦～
紅燈慌～綠燈暈～
我直接下車～考照掰掰啦～