Wisteria is outside your window

Telling you that there's a tornado

Wisteria is at your back door

Telling you that you are no more

Wisteria is at your front door

She's gonna kill you

Throw you on the floor

Wisteria is outside your window

Singing you a happy tune of no more

Wisteria is your cuckoo clock

Wisteria breaks you like a rock

Wisteria's warning you there's a bomb

Wisteria's warning you there's a bomb

ESP and telepathy are out-of-date technologies

Wisteria's latest in connectivity

She's the best at being naive

You don't have to look up at a Doppler scan

She's the trusty flower

Her opinion's in no need of renown

You can close your eyes and listen to her

Wisteria's warning you there's a bomb

Wisteria's warning you there's a bomb

Wisteria's warning you there's a bomb

Wisteria's warning you there's a bomb

Wisteria is at your back door

Telling you that you are no more...