He said, “You’re different”—yeah, that’s what they all say,

‘Til I smile and they’re lost, hearts led astray.

Didn’t mean to flirt, didn’t plan to crash,

But babe, I cause distress just by walking past.

Tangled in my chaos, they call it fate,

I just call it Tuesday, sorry I’m late.

It ain’t my fault if your heart went boom—

I’m just dancing wild through this crowded room.

I leave distress within my path,

Torn-up texts and aftermath.

Boys fall hard like it’s a curse,

Write me poems that make it worse.

I didn’t promise, didn’t ask—

Still they wear my name like a broken mask.

Oops—I guess I’m good at that…

Just causing distress within my path.

He thought I’d be his fairytale spark,

Now he’s blasting sad songs in the dark.

Didn’t ghost him—just never stayed,

He built a castle—I just played.

It’s not heartbreak, it’s just misread signs,

Don’t blame me ‘cause you crossed the lines.

I didn’t lead, I just exist—

If that’s a crime, add it to the list.

I leave distress within my path,

Twisted smiles and aftermath.

They say “She’s trouble,” say “She’s fire,”

But still they chase what they admire.

I didn’t promise, didn’t ask—

Still they wear my name like a broken mask.

Oops—I guess I’m good at that…

Just causing distress within my path.

Look, I’ve got dreams, not time for tears,

I’m not your muse, not your souvenir.

I’ll wear my boots, you keep your pride,

I break hearts, babe—it’s how I ride.

Not evil, not cruel, just real and free,

Sorry, sweetheart, that scares you, not me.

So if you fall—don’t call me fate,

You loved a storm, and sealed your fate.

I leave distress within my path,

Heart-shaped wrecks and aftermath.

I don’t do sorry, I don’t do tame—

If that breaks you, don’t say my name.

I didn’t promise, didn’t ask—

Still they wear my name like a broken mask.

Oops—I guess I’m good at that…

Just causing distress within my path.

You fell in love with the chaos—now drown in the flame!

I’m the mess you wanted—remember my name!

Oh yeah…

Ohhh yeah…

Mmm, that’s what I thought…

(breath)

Oh… yeah.