Vegan No More
Brutal death metal with black comedy and self-loathing lyrics, extremely fast blast beats, heavy downtuned chugging riffs, guttural growls mixed with panicked spoken parts and deranged laughter, grotesque and humorous atmosphere, technical death metal elements, dark and disgusting but strangely catchy, strong contrast between brutal heaviness and absurd vegan shame
Vegan No More
Brutal death metal with black comedy and self-loathing lyrics, extremely fast blast beats, heavy downtuned chugging riffs, guttural growls mixed with panicked spoken parts and deranged laughter, grotesque and humorous atmosphere, technical death metal elements, dark and disgusting but strangely catchy, strong contrast between brutal heaviness and absurd vegan shame
Lyrics
Intro
I swear… it was just seitan…
It tasted… like… heaven…
Verse 1
Tofu in my fridge, tempeh on my plate
Organic greens, feeling fucking great
BBQ at the neighbor's, I was being polite
One little bite and everything went night
Iron-rich flavor, melt-in-my-mouth delight
Juicy, tender, seasoned just right
My moral compass just fucking died
While my tastebuds came alive
Pre-Chorus
What have I done…?
Oh god… it's so good…
Chorus
VEGAN NO MORE!
I crave the forbidden meat!
VEGAN NO MORE!
Human flesh can't be beat!
One accidental bite and I'm lost in sin
Now I'm hunting vegans with a hungry grin
Still got the tote bag… still got the shame
But fuck me… nothing tastes the same!
Verse 2
I tell myself it's just a one-time thing
But I'm stalking the farmer's market with a craving
Dreaming of ribs, dreaming of thighs
While I secretly watch "LiveLeak" at night
Kale in my teeth, blood on my mind
I'm a soy boy dying on the inside
Every salad tastes like dusty regret
While flashbacks of that ribeye make me wet
Pre-Chorus
I'm a monster…
A disgusting, delicious monster…
Chorus
VEGAN NO MORE!
I crave the forbidden meat!
VEGAN NO MORE!
Human flesh can't be beat!
Quinoa and lentils can all go to hell
Nothing compares to a fresh human smell
Still got the tote bag… still got the shame
But Jesus Christ… nothing tastes the same!
Bridge
I named my rescue cat "Seitan"…
Now I want to eat him too…
I hate myself…
Pass the barbecue sauce…
Breakdown
HUMAN… FLESH…
TASTES… LIKE… BLISS…
I'M A VEGAN… IN THEORY…
BUT A CANNIBAL… IN PRACTICE!
Final Chorus
VEGAN NO MORE! FOREVERMORE!
I'm a fucking hypocrite to the core!
I'll still post my green smoothie pics online
While I'm picking human gristle out of my teeth at night!
VEGAN NO MORE!
I sold my soul for just one bite
Now I'm damned… but goddamn… it felt right!
Outro
I’m sorry kale…
I’m so fucking sorry…
…But you never tasted this good.