It’s the holiday season, we got gifts to take

Sneakin’ through the snow, hopin’ not to break

Call us the Wet Bandits, we’re makin’ our mark

Floodin’ up the place, leavin’ chaos in dark

Stockings on the mantle, traps in halls

Step on the nail, hittin’ the walls

Paint cans swingin’, knock me out on sight

The kid’s got the house locked up real tight!

Deck the halls with chaos and pain

Holiday hustle goin’ down in vain

Wet Bandits slippin’ in the glow of the lights

Caught in a trap on a silent night

Deck the halls with chaos and pain

Holiday hustle goin’ down in vain

Wet Bandits slippin’ in the glow of the lights

Caught in a trap on a silent night

Big dreams, got my hand sticky for real

Pocketin’ change while spinnin’ the wheel

Hangin’ around, this spot’s lookin’ sure

Till that same little brat walks right through the door

Candy cane spikes, bricks from the sky

A tool chest slams us, don’t ask why

Thought we’d own New York, thought we’d seal the deal

But this kid’s got tricks that don’t feel right!

Deck the halls with chaos and pain

Holiday hustle goin’ down in vain

Sticky Bandits slippin’ in the glow of the lights

Caught in a trap on a silent night

Deck the halls with chaos and pain

Holiday hustle goin’ down in vain

Sticky Bandits slippin’ in the glow of the lights

Caught in a trap on a silent night

I’m the guy on the screen, yeah, they know my face

Spillin’ lines so sharp, put crooks in their place

The kid learned from me, he’s runnin’ the show

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!

Deck the halls with chaos and pain

Holiday hustle goin’ down in vain

Wet Bandits slippin’ in the glow of the lights

Caught in a trap on a silent night

Deck the halls with chaos and pain

Holiday hustle goin’ down in vain

Sticky Bandits slippin’ in the glow of the lights

Stuck in the kid’s game on a silent night