Got the group chat blowing up again .bee-beep

（wait—what’s going on?）

「重大事件発生中」

十時半までに十件の不在着信

彼女がドラマをばら撒いてる

みんなからメッセージが .bee-beep

（no way… again?）

「見た?彼女のやったこと」

Another crisis has begun

This record’s stuck on repeat, kid

She’s calling code red on Instagram .bee-beep

Posting cryptic tweets all night

Everyone’s supposed to give a gram .

Of sympathy for her plight

System override with you

Floating data, clean and new

（so clean, so new）

Beep-beep, system override

Beep-beep, system override

先週はヤツのゴシップ

「何回も彼女見てた」

（また始まった…）

壮大な計画を始動

暴露する—酷いやり方

真実が判明、it was a gif

He double-tapped by mistake

Now friendships hanging off a cliff

While her posts are clearly fake

Nya nya, scrolling through my feed (*^ω^*)

（tap tap） (*^ω^*)

Kawaii stickers everywhere~!

Pixel hearts and kitty treats

And rainbow filters in my hair!

Chibi emotes fill the screen (◕‿◕✿)

While real bonds bloom and grow

She learns that kindness can’t be beat

And friendship makes hearts glow!

False alarm, she did it again

（false alarm, beep-beep）

Making sirens wail, hitting panic then

（somebody stop her—beep!）

System override with you

Floating data, clean and new

（with you… with you…）

Beep-beep, system override

Beep-beep, system override