2 Bed 1 Poop Poop
High-energy clowncore trap with big 808s, circus bells, DJ scratches, and chaotic comedic timing. Fast, confident vocal delivery with hype ad-libs, funhouse sound effects, sudden drops, and an anthem-style hook built around the absurd open-house meltdown theme., male vocals
2 Bed 1 Poop Poop
High-energy clowncore trap with big 808s, circus bells, DJ scratches, and chaotic comedic timing. Fast, confident vocal delivery with hype ad-libs, funhouse sound effects, sudden drops, and an anthem-style hook built around the absurd open-house meltdown theme., male vocals
Lyrics
๐๐ผ 2 Bed 1 Poop Poop ๐๐ผ
Intro
Okay
"Green"
you can do this
"Open House"
Just look at yourself
"in the mirror"
Amp it up and
"Get Psyched"
Verse 1
It doesn't matter
"if you were voted"
The Worst Realtor
"two decades in-a-row"
You
Are!
"Number One"
You
Are!
"the Top Clown in Town"
and
Nobody
"And I Mean No Body!"
Will keep you from
"your success"
Aahh-Hah-Hah!
Bridge
Ding-Dong
"Ope"
Hi,
how many bedrooms does this house have?
"It's a Two Bed One Poop"
DJ Scratch to Music Drop
whuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh????????
"Gaaaahhhhhhh!!!!"
Stupid
"your-so"
Stupid Green
"two bed one poop"
Who says that?!?!?
Chorus
It's-uh
"Two Bed One Poop"
One Poop
But I think it's right
"for you"
Oh you
It's-uh
"Two Bed One Poop"
One Poop
And I think it's fine
"for you"
You Two
(Aye!)
Instrumental Bridge
Verse 2
Okay okay
"Okay"
Green
Just embrace the
"Happy Accidents"
Roll with the punches
"and quit being-uh"
Ding-Dong
"Ope"
Hi There!
"are you interested in a two bedroom one poop room?"
uhhhh...
"of course you are! who isn't? Am I right?!"
um...
"That's America's Dream After All!"
"What-uh life it is!"
"to have Two Bed One Poop"
Oh!
"the crazy things you could do"
righhhh..
"the possibilities are endless!"
Two Beds!
"One Poop!"
What more could a guy ask for!
Sign the contract
"Now!"
or you may forever be
"poopless"
What's the point of having two beds?!?!
"if you can't poop one of them"
At least
Ahahahahhhh
"Bazinga"
Buy Now!
"Buy Now!"
Buy Now!
"Buy Now!!!"
Chorus
It's-uh
"Two Bed One Poop"
One Poop
But I think it's right
"for you"
Oh you
It's-uh
"Two Bed One Poop"
One Poop
And I think it's fine
"for you"
You Two
(Aye!)
It's-uh
"Two Bed One Poop"
One Poop
But I think it's right
"for you"
Oh you
It's-uh
"Two Bed One Poop"
One Poop
And I think it's fine
"for you"
You Two
(Aye!)
Instrumental Bridge
Outro
Yeahhhhhh
we're gonna pass
Guy
"grrraaahhh!"
dang it
"come on!"
humpf...
Maybe I should call
"Amber Heard"
I'd bet she'd be interested
"Hah!"
Bazinga
End Song