偏偏要選在我旁邊的那一個｜Why Did He Have to Choose the One Right Next to Me
A fusion of afro beats and pop opens with syncopated percussion, layered hand drums, and playful vocal chants, Bright synths and a pulsing bassline drive the verses, while infectious guitar licks and rhythmic claps lift the chorus, Energetic breaks enhance the danceable groove throughout.
偏偏要選在我旁邊的那一個｜Why Did He Have to Choose the One Right Next to Me
A fusion of afro beats and pop opens with syncopated percussion, layered hand drums, and playful vocal chants, Bright synths and a pulsing bassline drive the verses, while infectious guitar licks and rhythmic claps lift the chorus, Energetic breaks enhance the danceable groove throughout.
Lyrics
Intro, MicroGuan Style You All Know
Verse
男廁裡一個一個的小便斗至少有十個
我選中了左右無人的那一個
正當我把褲子拉鍊解開了
男廁又走進一個人
小便斗這麼多個 但是為什麼呢
那個人偏偏要選在我旁邊的那一個
Chorus
壓力好大呀 尿不出來呀
為何小便斗這麼多個 那個人
卻偏偏要選在我旁邊的那一個
(對呀 為何呀?)
壓力好大呀 又縮回去了
為何小便斗這麼多個 那個人
卻偏偏要選在我旁邊的那一個
Instrumental Interlude
Guitar Solo
(Hey hey hey bird!)
(Hey hey hey 笨!)
(Hey hey hey Oh!!)
Bridge
啊~那個人終於尿完了
就像寒冬過去充滿綠意的春
我終於可以製造滔滔江河
但是 但是 突然之間
又有一個人進來男廁
怎麼又選中我旁邊的那一個
Chorus
壓力好大呀 尿不出來呀
為何小便斗這麼多個 那個人
卻偏偏要選在我旁邊的那一個
(對呀 為何呀?)
壓力好大呀 又縮回去了
為何小便斗這麼多個 那個人
卻偏偏要選在我旁邊的那一個
Final Chorus
壓力好大呀 尿不出來呀
為何小便斗這麼多個 那個人
卻偏偏要選在我旁邊的那一個
(哎唷喂呀)
壓力好大呀 又縮回去了
為何小便斗這麼多個 那個人
卻偏偏要選在我旁邊的那一個
你們是沒看過柯基尿尿嗎!!!!!
Outro
(Hey hey hey bird!)
(Hey hey hey 笨!)
(Hey hey hey Oh!!)