[verse]
‘‘Twas a happening of glee
It was me
And aunt bea
Chucking up a tiltowait
Trying not to hate
Okie dokie opie Taylor
Whatever

[chorus]
Time and a place
For a tiltowait
Time is now
Place is here
Fuckin tiltowait

[verse]
When the captain gives an order
Cross the border
Ask the porter
Is it time
For the world tilting
Tiltowait procurement system?
Listen
Yes it is

[chorus]
Time and a place
For a tiltowait
Time is now
Place is here
Fuckin tiltowait

[verse]
Selection of your choice
Take a poise
And tilt the tiltowait but
Don’t hate
Just wait
For tiltowait security

[chorus]
Time and a place
For a tiltowait
Time is now
Place is here
Fuckin tiltowait

[bridge]
Only one defense
Against
Tiltowait offense
Take a chance
If you want
Mogref

[chorus]
Time and a place
For a tiltowait
Time is now
Place is here
Fuckin tiltowait