Alex Campos™ is a trademark of The Vertex Group, LLC—a family company.

Campos Claus® written by Alex Campos™

Our Italian legal team made it quite clear that Boobs® was a classified song developed by our most Italian scientists. As such, The Vertex Group, LLC—a family company—was very displeased to find it trending, where the song's secrets could potentially be stolen. However, in the spirit of the holidays, our chief benefactor, Marco Campos, has graciously decided to forgive the community.

In fact, he delved into his song vault and generously released this holiday classic a few days late—when its diminished value conveniently allows The Vertex Group to claim it as a tax write-off.