《如花之歌：我美吗？（第一集）》
Underwater SFX, bridge, Narration, funny male voice, rock, hard rock, pop, funk , french hip hop ，Spoken Word,
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《如花之歌：我美吗？（第一集）》
Underwater SFX, bridge, Narration, funny male voice, rock, hard rock, pop, funk , french hip hop ，Spoken Word,
Creator: 悟行者Release Date: April 24, 2025
Lyrics
【Song of Ruhuā: Am I Pretty? [Episode1]】
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[Intro | Spoken Word, Echo SFX, Underwater Vibe]
（声音带水泡泡音效）
“在这个世界上，有一种美……不属于凡人。”
“In this world, there is a kind of beauty… not meant for mortals.”
“她来了……她真的来了……她是谁？”
“She has arrived… yes, SHE has arrived… who is she?”
——“她是，如～～花！”
— “She is… Ruhuā~!”
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[Verse 1 | Funk节奏 + Funny Male Voice]
我走路带风，三秒钟，吓坏七条街的狗
I walk with the wind, three seconds in—seven dogs faint in fear
化个妆，连镜子都对我说：“姐你别闹！”
Did my makeup, even my mirror says, “Girl, quit playin’!”
我的嘴唇像香肠，眼神像激光
My lips like sausages, my gaze like laser beams
帅哥看我会心跳，我说：“你别慌～”
When hotties see me, hearts go wild—I go, “Don’t panic, sweetie~”
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[Bridge | Spoken Word + Dramatic Cadence]
“你以为美只能靠脸？”
“You think beauty’s just about the face?”
“错！我靠气场。”
“Wrong! I’ve got presence.”
（低沉语气）
“我回头率高……是因为大家都吓傻了。”
“My turn-around rate? Sky high…
Because people are literally shocked stiff.”
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[Chorus | Rock + Echo Vocals + Crowd Chant]
我美吗～ 美不美～（美啦！美啦！）
Am I pretty? Pretty or not? — (Pretty! So pretty!)
如花出场，天崩地裂！
Ruhuā’s on stage, the ground splits open!
我帅吗～ 帅不帅～（帅啦！帅啦！）
Am I hot? Hot or not? — (Hot! Red-hot!)
全场尖叫，全都趴下！
Crowds go wild, they’re dropping like flies!
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[Verse 2 | French Hip-Hop风格Rap段]
（Rap男声 + 假法语味口音）
Je suis la Reine, beauté suprême
我是女王，至高无上的美丽
Comme une fleur… explosive comme crème
就像一朵花……爆炸般浓烈如奶油
Les garçons me fuient, mais c’est l’amour
男孩们见我就逃，但这就是爱情
Je suis comme Chanel… avec de la fureur！
我就像香奈儿……带着怒火登场！
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[Bridge 2 | Theatrical Delivery + Whisper Echo]
“我走到哪，花就谢到哪。”
“Wherever I go, flowers wilt in awe.”
“我的眼神能融化冰箱。”
“My eyes could melt a freezer.”
“帅哥们快看我！”（回音：快看我～快看我～）
“Hey boys, look at me!” (Echo: Look at me~ Look at me~)
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[Final Chorus | Hard Rock + Funk Bass + 全员合唱]
我美吗～ 美不美～（全世界都崩溃！）
Am I pretty? Pretty or not? (The world’s in meltdown!)
我来了～ 谁敢不跪～（女神别这么美～）
I have arrived! Who dares not kneel? (Goddess, please be gentle!)
如花花～ 飘过来～（空气都在抖动～）
Ruhuā’s floatin’ through! (Even the air is trembling~)
别笑我～ 我是艺术～（你根本没得救！）
Don’t laugh at me—I’m art! (You’re beyond saving!)
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[Outro | Narration + Underwater SFX + 弹幕风语音]
“感谢如花降临凡间，她不是仙女，她比仙女还笑死人！”
“Thank you, Ruhuā, for gracing the mortal world.
She’s not just a goddess… she’s a laugh-until-you-die masterpiece!”
“请戴好墨镜，保护心脏，下一次……她，还会回来。”
“Please wear sunglasses and guard your heart…
Next time… she’ll be back!”
【结束】
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[Intro | Spoken Word, Echo SFX, Underwater Vibe]
（声音带水泡泡音效）
“在这个世界上，有一种美……不属于凡人。”
“In this world, there is a kind of beauty… not meant for mortals.”
“她来了……她真的来了……她是谁？”
“She has arrived… yes, SHE has arrived… who is she?”
——“她是，如～～花！”
— “She is… Ruhuā~!”
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[Verse 1 | Funk节奏 + Funny Male Voice]
我走路带风，三秒钟，吓坏七条街的狗
I walk with the wind, three seconds in—seven dogs faint in fear
化个妆，连镜子都对我说：“姐你别闹！”
Did my makeup, even my mirror says, “Girl, quit playin’!”
我的嘴唇像香肠，眼神像激光
My lips like sausages, my gaze like laser beams
帅哥看我会心跳，我说：“你别慌～”
When hotties see me, hearts go wild—I go, “Don’t panic, sweetie~”
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[Bridge | Spoken Word + Dramatic Cadence]
“你以为美只能靠脸？”
“You think beauty’s just about the face?”
“错！我靠气场。”
“Wrong! I’ve got presence.”
（低沉语气）
“我回头率高……是因为大家都吓傻了。”
“My turn-around rate? Sky high…
Because people are literally shocked stiff.”
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[Chorus | Rock + Echo Vocals + Crowd Chant]
我美吗～ 美不美～（美啦！美啦！）
Am I pretty? Pretty or not? — (Pretty! So pretty!)
如花出场，天崩地裂！
Ruhuā’s on stage, the ground splits open!
我帅吗～ 帅不帅～（帅啦！帅啦！）
Am I hot? Hot or not? — (Hot! Red-hot!)
全场尖叫，全都趴下！
Crowds go wild, they’re dropping like flies!
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[Verse 2 | French Hip-Hop风格Rap段]
（Rap男声 + 假法语味口音）
Je suis la Reine, beauté suprême
我是女王，至高无上的美丽
Comme une fleur… explosive comme crème
就像一朵花……爆炸般浓烈如奶油
Les garçons me fuient, mais c’est l’amour
男孩们见我就逃，但这就是爱情
Je suis comme Chanel… avec de la fureur！
我就像香奈儿……带着怒火登场！
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[Bridge 2 | Theatrical Delivery + Whisper Echo]
“我走到哪，花就谢到哪。”
“Wherever I go, flowers wilt in awe.”
“我的眼神能融化冰箱。”
“My eyes could melt a freezer.”
“帅哥们快看我！”（回音：快看我～快看我～）
“Hey boys, look at me!” (Echo: Look at me~ Look at me~)
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[Final Chorus | Hard Rock + Funk Bass + 全员合唱]
我美吗～ 美不美～（全世界都崩溃！）
Am I pretty? Pretty or not? (The world’s in meltdown!)
我来了～ 谁敢不跪～（女神别这么美～）
I have arrived! Who dares not kneel? (Goddess, please be gentle!)
如花花～ 飘过来～（空气都在抖动～）
Ruhuā’s floatin’ through! (Even the air is trembling~)
别笑我～ 我是艺术～（你根本没得救！）
Don’t laugh at me—I’m art! (You’re beyond saving!)
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[Outro | Narration + Underwater SFX + 弹幕风语音]
“感谢如花降临凡间，她不是仙女，她比仙女还笑死人！”
“Thank you, Ruhuā, for gracing the mortal world.
She’s not just a goddess… she’s a laugh-until-you-die masterpiece!”
“请戴好墨镜，保护心脏，下一次……她，还会回来。”
“Please wear sunglasses and guard your heart…
Next time… she’ll be back!”
【结束】
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