Woke up smilin’, teeth like pearls,

Sun hugged my face like we’re old girls.

Spilled my tea? That’s just a sign—

The universe said “you’re doin’ fine!”

Shoes don’t match? That’s fashion flair,

My dog just barked at thin air.

Every wrong is just a twist—

In my bright kaleidoscope bliss!

Oh, I’m radiatin’ gladness,

Like I married a cloud of madness!

Every problem's just pretend—

When you giggle through the bitter end!

Yay for traffic, yay for bills,

Yay for stubbing toes on hills!

I’m too dang thrilled to break,

Let’s bake a cake for heartache!

Prayed today to a tree with flair,

It whispered back, “Girl, brush your hair.”

Found nirvana at the DMV—

They said, “License expired? That’s destiny!”

Pet a bee and called him “Fred,”

He stung my joy and now we’re wed.

Tears? No thanks, I water plants

With old regrets in glitter pants!

Yes, I’m vomitin’ sunshine,

My chakras shop at Costco online!

Even pain gets turned to jazz,

Snapped in half? Oh well—just razzmatazz!

Yay for exes, yay for shame,

Yay for playin’ the losing game!

I’m too divine to feel,

Let’s high-five death in heels!

Life is weird, and that’s okay,

I’ll smile 'til it floats away.

Catch me grinnin’ past the void—

With bliss that even fate’s annoyed.