I have a hole in my taint

But that don't make me weird

I've had it for years

And I'm quite revered

And when I'm finally dead

They'll call it my beard

My taint has a hole in it

But that don't make me strange

I don't feel much pain

I've had it since age six

And I still love chicks

But they all say I'm gross

And my mom's friends all call me a dope

'Cause my job don't pay for no coach

And my whole house smells like a tote

But my best friend is an adult

He brings his friends over to play pool

And we all sit 'round in my house

And we laugh at my hole

And it's cool

'Cause my taint has a hole in it

But that don't make me weird

I've had it for years

And I'm quite revered

And when I'm finally dead

They'll call it my beard

I have a hole in my taint

But that don't make me weird

I've had it for years

And I'm quite revered

And when I'm finally dead

They'll call it my beard

'Cause my taint has a hole in it

But that don't make me strange

I don't feel much pain

I've had it since age six

And I still love chicks