X-Mas Man (Remastered) (Cover)
Opening with ethereal synth pads and delicate choral layers, an operatic soprano enters over crisp electronic beats and deep dub bass. The verse pulses with echoing percussion and classical strings, building into a grand chorus where dub effects swirl beneath dramatic orchestration and subtle sleigh bells.
X-Mas Man (Remastered) (Cover)
Opening with ethereal synth pads and delicate choral layers, an operatic soprano enters over crisp electronic beats and deep dub bass. The verse pulses with echoing percussion and classical strings, building into a grand chorus where dub effects swirl beneath dramatic orchestration and subtle sleigh bells.
Lyrics
Instrumental Intro
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Instrumental Interlude
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Intro
The X-Mas Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the utility X-Mas Research kitchen...
Verse 1
Reaching for an oversized chrome... Dome,
He gathers an Intimate quantity of dried Merry X-Mas
Remnants and brushing his superpower aside,
Proceeds to dump these inside of his X-shirt...
Break
He turns to us and speaks:
Pre-Chorus
"Some people like... 'The Avengers' better...
I for one care less for them!"
Instrumental Interlude
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Verse 2
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas
Snoot of a fully charged X-Mutation anointment utensil,
He 'poot's forth... a quarter-ounce...
green...
Hu-u-ulk,
oh ah (haa, haa... let's try that again...!)
He 'poots' forth a quarter-ounce green Hulk...
Near the summit of a dense,
But radiant X-Mas Man of his own design...
Instrumental Interlude
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Break
Later he says:
Pre-Chorus
"Some people...
some people like 'Avengers'
Exclusively, while myself, I say,
There is naught nor ought there be nothing
So exalted on the face of god's Grey
Earth as that prince of Christmas...
Break
the X-Man!"
Chorus
Girl you thought he was a X-Mas Man,
But he was an X-Mas...
He hung around till you found,
That he didn't know Christmas,
Girl you thought he was a X-Mas Man,
But he only was X-puffin',
No cries is heard in the Christmas night,
As a result of him X-stuffin',
Instrumental
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Instrumental Bridge
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Verse 4
Girl you thought he was a X-Mas Man,
But he only was X-puffin',
No cries is heard in the Christmas night,
As a result of him X-stuffin',
Instrumental Interlude
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Outro
Jingle Frostwhisk on trombone,
Napoleon Pepper Twinkletoes on tenor sax and lead vocals,
Holly Mistlefluff on drums,
Tinsel Snowbright on bass,
Candy Sparklepuff on slide,
Bells Jollywink on keyboards,
Captain Sinterklaas on vocals and soprano sax and X-Mass.
Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it.
Goodnight
North, Pole,
wherever you are...
Instrumental
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Instrumental Ending
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