This makeshift stuff has been inspired by @puffinsarecooltoo
I'm a bit too late to jump on the bandwagon, but whatever. My vision of duck pirates

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Dick duck
Dick duck

Ducking in the park
Body spark
Ducking in the shower
Hard duck power

When I have my bath,
They are floating all around me.
Tho I'm a hundred years old, quacks bring me love.
They're sorta pervy, can't you see?

Dick duck
Dick duck

They're sinking-sinking deep
They're slipping-slipping deep inside
They're sinking-sinking deep
They're touching me from deep inside

These ain't the duck tales you've been told,
These are the fuckheads, hop aboard.
Oh lord,
Bring rum, let's swill and pork.

Duck pirates
Behind my back.
Dick pilots,
What the quack?
Hovering overhead,
Sinking deep inside my head
In my bed,
Cumthirsty, sipping me till I'm dead.
Dick duck
Dick duck

I have a tiny guilty pleasure -
Before I dip, I try to measure
If they can fit inside my treasure
Chest.
Duckworking pirates know no rest.

They're slinking deep,
They slink inside.
Their rubber makes me lose my mind,
The kinkest I could ever find.

These ain't the duck tales you've been told,
These are the fuckheads, hop aboard.
Oh lord,
Bring rum, let's swill and pork.

Duck pirates
Behind my back.
Dick pilots,
What the quack?
Hovering overhead,
Sinking deep inside my head
In my bed,
Cumthirsty, sipping me till I'm dead.
Dick duck
Dick duck

Dick duck
Dick duck

Duck pirates cruising on their ship.
Splash splash goes off, they slink so deep.
So deep.
So deep.
Dick duck
Dick duck
When I nut, I tend to quack
Dick duck
Dick duck

And they rape me,
They make me
Do things
With their beaks.
Duck pirates,
Dick pilots,
They tie me up, they tie me up,
My dik's a mic, it makes them rap.

So quack it!

Duck pirates
Behind my back.
Dick pilots,
What the quack?
Hovering overhead,
Sinking deep inside my head
In my bed,
Cumthirsty, sipping me till I'm dead.
Dick duck
Dick duck
Dick duck
Dick duck