This makeshift stuff has been inspired by @puffinsarecooltoo

I'm a bit too late to jump on the bandwagon, but whatever. My vision of duck pirates

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Dick duck

Dick duck

Ducking in the park

Body spark

Ducking in the shower

Hard duck power

When I have my bath,

They are floating all around me.

Tho I'm a hundred years old, quacks bring me love.

They're sorta pervy, can't you see?

Dick duck

Dick duck

They're sinking-sinking deep

They're slipping-slipping deep inside

They're sinking-sinking deep

They're touching me from deep inside

These ain't the duck tales you've been told,

These are the fuckheads, hop aboard.

Oh lord,

Bring rum, let's swill and pork.

Duck pirates

Behind my back.

Dick pilots,

What the quack?

Hovering overhead,

Sinking deep inside my head

In my bed,

Cumthirsty, sipping me till I'm dead.

Dick duck

Dick duck

I have a tiny guilty pleasure -

Before I dip, I try to measure

If they can fit inside my treasure

Chest.

Duckworking pirates know no rest.

They're slinking deep,

They slink inside.

Their rubber makes me lose my mind,

The kinkest I could ever find.

These ain't the duck tales you've been told,

These are the fuckheads, hop aboard.

Oh lord,

Bring rum, let's swill and pork.

Duck pirates

Behind my back.

Dick pilots,

What the quack?

Hovering overhead,

Sinking deep inside my head

In my bed,

Cumthirsty, sipping me till I'm dead.

Dick duck

Dick duck

Dick duck

Dick duck

Duck pirates cruising on their ship.

Splash splash goes off, they slink so deep.

So deep.

So deep.

Dick duck

Dick duck

When I nut, I tend to quack

Dick duck

Dick duck

And they rape me,

They make me

Do things

With their beaks.

Duck pirates,

Dick pilots,

They tie me up, they tie me up,

My dik's a mic, it makes them rap.

So quack it!

Duck pirates

Behind my back.

Dick pilots,

What the quack?

Hovering overhead,

Sinking deep inside my head

In my bed,

Cumthirsty, sipping me till I'm dead.

Dick duck

Dick duck

Dick duck

Dick duck