I got a friend named Mary Jane

She got a friend named Molly

We’d go sit in the back with Jack

Sip a little bit of something from a paper sack

I think my teacher hated me

She said I’m crazy

Cuz I couldn’t do nun of my stuff

Without a little bit to drink

Or a little bit of snuff

Workin all day and playin on the weekends

It’s my time so don’t you but in

Wanna fight hell yeah I’ll jump in

Take my girly out tonight

To that place thats bumpin

Don’t ask her if she wants to dance cuz

I’m a big ass dumb ass son of a bitch

Bright red

White and blue

I don’t know what’s wrong with you

I’m tired of all these country boys

Telling me it ain’t a country song

Cuz I grew up in the city

But I’m playing this shit, bitch all night long

Workin all day and playin on the weekends

It’s my time so don’t you but in

Wanna fight hell yeah I’ll jump in

Take my girly out tonight

To that place thats bumpin

Don’t ask her if she wants to dance cuz

I’m a big ass dumb ass son of a bitch

Some people will hate me for writing this song and some will love it but I won’t care and that’s because…

Workin all day and playin on the weekends

It’s my time so don’t you but in

Wanna fight hell yeah I’ll jump in

Takin my girl out tonight

To that place thats bumpin

Don’t ask her if she wants to dance cuz

I’m a big ass dumb ass son of a bitch