Wrote a song… or just a piece of junk?

Should I post it or toss it? (Eh, flip a coin, punk.)

Maybe it’s genius, maybe it’s trash,

Guess I’ll find out when the comments start to clash.

Oh no—what if they actually like it?

Oh god—what if they don’t?! (Crisis ignited!)

I could just chill, say, “Yeah, that’s the plan,”

But HA, let’s be real—I’ll overthink ‘til I can’t.

“I guess I might be kinda cool… maybe?

Or just a walking disaster—daily.

I should take the win, say, ‘Hell yeah, that’s rad!’

But let’s be real, I’ll panic instead.”

Alright, whatever, let’s try again,

Maybe this time I won’t spiral, amen.

Wait—nope, brain says ABORT, REJECT,

Now I’m doubting my entire skill set.

Oh no—what if they think I’m a fraud?

Oh god—what if they start to applaud?!

I should just take it and not second-guess…

But self-doubt is my brand, I guess.

“I guess I might be kinda cool… maybe?

Or just a walking disaster—daily.

I should take the win, say, ‘Hell yeah, that’s rad!’

But let’s be real, I’ll panic instead.”

Oh no—what if the next one flops?

What if I peaked? What if it all just stops?!

Should I rewrite it? Burn it? Run away?

Or act like I totally planned it this way?!

What if it’s good but for all the wrong reasons?!

What if I peaked and it’s downhill season?!

But screw it, let’s not spiral today…

Maybe. Kinda. Who knows? Okay!

So yeah, I guess I might be kinda cool…

Or just a glitch, a broken rule.

Either way, I’ll roll the dice—

Then doubt it all, not once but twice.

“Okay, now to my favorite part…

Ready?”

“Let’s gooooo!!!!”

“Ooooh-yeah, ooooh-yeaaah!”

“Mmm-hmm, oh nooo, here we goooo!”

“Oh-nooooo, doubt attack, send help—too late for that!”

“Ooooh-yeah, ooooh-yeaaah!”

“Aaaahhh—brain freeze, bad ideaaa!”

“Wait-wait-wait—nah, nevermind, AHHH!”

“Ooooh-yeah, ooooh-yeaaah!”

“Oh-nooooo, meltdown mode, panic overload!”

“Ooooh-yeah, ooooh-yeaaah!”

“Somebody stop meeee—oh wait, don’t do that!”

“Kinda cool… MAYBE?!”

Oooooooo-yeaaaaaah!!!!!