Give me your rapt attention,

While I praise a great invention.

My pressure washer, I adore,

And I use it to do my chores.

It's dangerously electric,

And uses water force kinetic,

It's a new toy for my garden hoard,

That needs a long extension cord.

It doesn't take much time,

To blast away the dirt and grime,

It has no fancy tricks,

I just point and click.

Cleans patios in a flash,

It was worth the cash.

My pressure washer's number one,

And using it's so much fun.

Washer, high pressure,

Is truly a treasure,

It can be terrifying,

But it's mostly satisfying.

German designed.

I'm so glad it's mine,

I use it for everything,

Cuz it gives the best clean.

Oh yeah!

My pressure washer gives the best clean!

I said goodbye to the hose,

Cuz the windows glow.

I said goodbye to dirty scars,

Cuz I have a shiny car.

It's too good to be true,

Cuz the pavement looks brand new.

It's like a perfect dream,

Cuz my retaining walls gleam.

Washer, high pressure,

Is truly a treasure,

It can be terrifying,

But it's mostly satisfying.

German designed.

I'm so glad it's mine,

I use it for everything,

Cuz it gives the best clean.

Oh yeah!

My pressure washer gives the best clean!