🎵 160 BPM 🎵

For real... For real...

THEY'RE BREAKING IN!!

Don't worry, I got this!

The brainrot! It's closing in!

Hey, all you do is yap.

Yap yap yap yap yap yap!

Zero aura, no rizz, no maidens!

My brain ain't rotten yet!

The sigma rizzler has arrived

Bestowing all of you my grace

Throw away your vape pen

And turn your brain back on!

Swipe and swipe and swipe and swiping!

Skibidi ain't the real deal!

Coming straight from based Ohio!

No caps necessary! (That's cap)

Yeet all these brainless fools to next week!

This invasion is a joke, low key! (Key key!)

(Hey, pookie! Can I get your number?)

Not gonna lie, my drip be simply insane!

(For real, for real!)

I'm the true OG!

See? I'm one of ya'll! Slay queen!

(This is all so freaking cringe...)

You thought I was one of you? Get MOGGED SON!

(FOR REAL?! SIGMA CHAD ALPHA ALERT!!)

This song just hits differently, doesn't it?

It's giving ya'll the right vibes indeed!

(That was a major L take, buddy)

I heard that, loser! Shut up, simp!

Swipe and swipe and swipe and swiping!

Skibidi ain't the real deal!

Coming straight from based Ohio!

No caps necessary! (That's cap)

Yeet all these brainless fools to next week!

This invasion is a joke, low key! (Key key!)

(Hey, pookie! Can I get your number?)

Not gonna lie, my drip be simply insane!

Open your mind, let the information flow!

Stop the swiping and go outside!

Touch the grass and relax!

Be introspective and RELIEF!!!

SIKE!

Dream on!