Been checked out all day.

Cannot find the words.

Screw it, come what may.

Words hurt more than swords.

Fear my mum won't sway.

Gingerly approach her

With a resting bitch face

"Mum, you son is a whore,

Sit and try to keep pace".

Mama-mama, (look up!)

I'm bout to make (a cock-up).

Something's flying (high up)

Fat elephant (to fix me up)

Let's talk about the elephant in the room

Mum, I'm searching for a groom

Not a bimbo broom

Wroom wroom

Let's talk about the elephant in the room

I'm dousing myself with cheap perfume

I'm searching for a groom in a spacious men's room

I need someone to huddle up with in my tomb.

wroom wroom

Need a groom

Not a groomer

Sorry, mama, you won't see a baby bump.

Your wee lad just needs someone who likes to hump.

I need a knight for the jousting.

Mum, I don't wanna be ousted.

Let's not resort to outing.

Now

There

Are

Four

Of

Us

At

The

Table -

Mum, me, the elephant and awkward silence.

Pray I ride out, though my mind's unstable.

It's time to clean the mammal,

Mama, don't resort to violence.

Mama-mama, (look up!)

I'm bout to make (a cock-up).

Something's flying (high up)

Fat elephant (to fix me up)

Let's talk about the elephant in the room

Mum, I'm searching for a groom

Not a bimbo broom

Wroom wroom

Let's talk about the elephant in the room

I'm dousing myself with cheap perfume

I'm searching for a groom in a spacious men's room

I need someone to huddle up with in my tomb.

wroom wroom

Need a groom

Not a groomer

What would your mama have said?

Mate, you've made your own bed,

Now lie in dread

With an elephant instead.

Mama-mama, (don't preach)

This elephant's (a bitch)

Let's cast the tosser (away)

I've got something (to say)

Mama-mama,

There's a giant mammal

Cocks its ears,

Dude, what's your angle?

That's bang out of order, you're giving mum fears

I'm tapping my fingers, I'm strangled.

Mama-mama

Let's clear the elephant in the room

Da-da-da-da

Wroom wroom

Mama-mama

Let's clear the gaylephant in the room

Da-da-da-da

Wroom wroom

Mama-mama

Let's clear the gaylephant in the room

Da-da-da-da

Wroom wroom

Though it's frowned upon

I'm the society's pawn.

The gaylephant in the room

Is my groom

The gaylephant in the room

Is my groom

The gaylephant in the room

Is my groom

The gaylephant in the room

Is my groom

The gaylephant in the room

Is my groom