Been checked out all day.
Cannot find the words.
Screw it, come what may.
Words hurt more than swords.

Fear my mum won't sway.

Gingerly approach her
With a resting bitch face
"Mum, you son is a whore,
Sit and try to keep pace".

Mama-mama, (look up!)
I'm bout to make (a cock-up).
Something's flying (high up)
Fat elephant (to fix me up)

Let's talk about the elephant in the room
Mum, I'm searching for a groom
Not a bimbo broom
Wroom wroom
Let's talk about the elephant in the room
I'm dousing myself with cheap perfume
I'm searching for a groom in a spacious men's room
I need someone to huddle up with in my tomb.

wroom wroom
Need a groom
Not a groomer

Sorry, mama, you won't see a baby bump.
Your wee lad just needs someone who likes to hump.
I need a knight for the jousting.
Mum, I don't wanna be ousted.
Let's not resort to outing.

Now
There
Are
Four
Of
Us
At
The
Table -
Mum, me, the elephant and awkward silence.
Pray I ride out, though my mind's unstable.
It's time to clean the mammal,
Mama, don't resort to violence.

Mama-mama, (look up!)
I'm bout to make (a cock-up).
Something's flying (high up)
Fat elephant (to fix me up)

Let's talk about the elephant in the room
Mum, I'm searching for a groom
Not a bimbo broom
Wroom wroom
Let's talk about the elephant in the room
I'm dousing myself with cheap perfume
I'm searching for a groom in a spacious men's room
I need someone to huddle up with in my tomb.

wroom wroom
Need a groom
Not a groomer

What would your mama have said?
Mate, you've made your own bed,
Now lie in dread
With an elephant instead.

Mama-mama, (don't preach)
This elephant's (a bitch)
Let's cast the tosser (away)
I've got something (to say)

Mama-mama,
There's a giant mammal
Cocks its ears,
Dude, what's your angle?
That's bang out of order, you're giving mum fears
I'm tapping my fingers, I'm strangled.

Mama-mama
Let's clear the elephant in the room
Da-da-da-da
Wroom wroom

Mama-mama
Let's clear the gaylephant in the room
Da-da-da-da
Wroom wroom

Mama-mama
Let's clear the gaylephant in the room
Da-da-da-da
Wroom wroom

Though it's frowned upon
I'm the society's pawn.

The gaylephant in the room
Is my groom
The gaylephant in the room
Is my groom
The gaylephant in the room
Is my groom
The gaylephant in the room
Is my groom
The gaylephant in the room
Is my groom