Well...

She was the rootin-ist tootin-ist cowgirl around

And she fell in love with this Finger Guns Clown

No rhyme or reason to be in love this season

But she's gunning for the reigns of his heart

"Oh, yeah!"

Finger Gun Susie was a helluva gal

Never needed anyone no way, no how

"Oh, yeah! But-"

Finger Gun Susie didn't know Cosmic Law

The heart don't stand a chance against

(The Finger Guns Draw!)

"Oh, yeah!"

That's right...

She was the rootin-ist tootin-ist cowgirl around

And she fell in love with this Finger Guns Clown

No rhyme or reason to be in love this season

But she's gunning for the reigns of his heart

"Oh, yeah!"

Finger Gun Susie went out to the rodeo

Whole town knew it was the place to go

"Oh, yeah! But-"

Finger Gun Susie didn't know that there

Was where

A Resplendent, shining love, would grow

"Shot. Heart-To-Heart! In Velocity with..."

(The Finger Guns Draw!)

Damn, Skippy?

She was the rootin-ist tootin-ist cowgirl around

And she fell in love with this Finger Guns Clown

No rhyme or reason to be in love this season

But she's gunning for the reigns of his heart

"Oh, yeah!"

It was a rodeo clown that had come to town

Of mythic swagger with a Finger Guns crown

"Oh, yeah! See?"

There was no man nor bull

That found him vulnerable

His skill, bodacious and raw

"It was..."

(The Finger Guns Draw!)

Now, you see?

She was the rootin-ist tootin-ist cowgirl around

And she fell in love with this Finger Guns Clown

He had the rhymes, the mode, and the reason

And she's gunning for the reigns of his heart

"Oh, yeah!"

Finger Gun Susie went out to the rodeo

Whole town knew it was the place to go

"Oh, yeah! But-"

Finger Gun Susie didn't know that there

Was where

A Resplendent, shining love, would grow

"Shot. Heart-To-Heart! In Velocity with..."

(The Finger Guns Draw!)

Yeah, she's followin' her destiny...

She was the rootin-ist tootin-ist cowgirl around

And she fell in love with this Finger Guns Clown

He had the rhymes, the mode, and the reason

And she's gunning for the reigns of his heart

"Oh, yeah!"

Finger Gun Susie was a helluva gal

Never needed anyone no way, no how

"Oh, yeah! But-"

Finger Gun Susie didn't know Cosmic Law

The heart don't stand a chance against

(The Finger Guns Draw!)

"Oh, yeah!"