[Verse]
Chuck Norris never celebrates birthdays, the day celebrates him
He sorts black markers by color somewhere in Vienna on a whim
When Chuck walks in the living room, the couch stands up in fear
He wins at chess in just one move, the man’s in top gear
At poker he wins with Pokémon cards in hand
You want a rematch
Chuck’s already planned

[Chorus]
Chuck Norris, a hero of power
Forget Donald Trump
Chuck’s stronger and smarter by the hour

[Verse]
Chuck counts on both hands up to twenty nine and a half
Then jumps over his own shadow, go ahead and laugh
In the woods ghosts sit round fires telling stories of Chuck
He don’t eat honey, he chews bees, now that rumor’s stuck

[Chorus]
Chuck Norris, a hero of power
Forget the The Smurfs
Chuck Norris is bluer

[Verse]
He doesn’t need a watch, he decides what time it is
Chuck grills underwater just so you know this
Your Happy Meal and onions, he makes them both cry
He can milk your steak, don’t ask how or why

[Chorus]
Chuck Norris, a hero of power
Forget sour lemons
Chuck’s way way sourer

[Verse]
He drinks his coffee black, no water allowed
Stay quiet right now, he hears sign language loud
His car doesn’t run on gas, it runs out of respect
At the public pool Chuck discovered America, correct

[Chorus]
Chuck Norris, a hero of power
Forget the North Sea
Chuck Norris is rougher

[Verse]
Voldemort calls Chuck You Know Who
He knocks over balls, easy thing to do
He never runs anywhere, he’s already there
Forget Taylor Swift
Chuck’s our star everywhere


Chuck Norris