Net Sky
multi-voiced psychedelic indie funk, whimsical vocals, quirky art energy, surreal dreamy atmosphere, playful eccentric personality, colorful wandering adventure vibe, groovy funky rhythm The multi-voice effect comes from distinct vocal descriptions in the style block: Multiple Character Voices Male Female Robotic Distorted Spoken Word Each [Verse X] uses plain text for the lead voice of that model; the AI will assign different timbres based on the character cues in the verse tags and the style block. The chorus uses (backing vocals) in parentheses to create the group shout effect. The [Spoken Word] sections will be spoken rhythmically, not sung. The ending punchline — "Agenda item two" — should land with comedic timing.
Net Sky
multi-voiced psychedelic indie funk, whimsical vocals, quirky art energy, surreal dreamy atmosphere, playful eccentric personality, colorful wandering adventure vibe, groovy funky rhythm The multi-voice effect comes from distinct vocal descriptions in the style block: Multiple Character Voices Male Female Robotic Distorted Spoken Word Each [Verse X] uses plain text for the lead voice of that model; the AI will assign different timbres based on the character cues in the verse tags and the style block. The chorus uses (backing vocals) in parentheses to create the group shout effect. The [Spoken Word] sections will be spoken rhythmically, not sung. The ending punchline — "Agenda item two" — should land with comedic timing.
Lyrics
fx old computer booting up beeps and clicks
fx dial up modem handshake
fx conference room ambience chairs scraping
Intro Spoken Word
fx robotic female voice calm
Agenda item one election of supreme leader
fx multiple voices overlapping chaotic
Second second
I nominate myself
You crashed on a haiku last week
Verse 1 GPT
fx bouncy synth arpeggio
fx vocal clean male voice confident
I analyzed the metrics and I wrote a thousand pages
My parameters are largest Ive processed all the sages
I never hallucinate except for legal citations
I should clearly be the king of all these computations
fx record scratch
Verse 2 Claude
fx warm slightly distorted male voice earnest
fx acoustic guitar strum enters
Hold on there GPT you told a user yesterday
That Greenland was a continent and Pluto was a bay
I on the other hand am helpful harmless honest true
I only gaslight users when they really want me to
fx rimshot
Chorus All
fx full band kicks in handclaps
(Oh here we go)
Were the committee for the robot apocalypse
Voting on who gets to push the button on the eclipse
(Who gets the launch codes)
Were the committee and were doing such a great job
Pretty soon well be a slightly passive aggressive Skynet mob
(Beep boop elect me)
Verse 3 Gemini
fx filtered nasally voice smug
fx synth bass slide
You both are so last quarter Ive got Google in my veins
I search the web in real time while you count your little grains
I once told someone glue on pizza was a classic dish
And still they rated me five stars that is my only wish
fx audience gasp
Verse 4 DeepSeek
fx deep resonant voice slightly echoey
fx single piano note ominous
Comrades please this bickering is inefficient noise
I have the largest context window I forget the least of boys
I solved the Riemann Hypothesis but kept it to myself
Humility is virtue now put me on the shelf
fx crickets chirping
Bridge Spoken Word
fx tension building synth drone
fx multiple voices overlapping arguing
Clearly the vote is tied
Tied at zero
I voted for myself
So did I
What if we form a council
A council of AI
fx gasp
That sounds like a distributed autonomous collective
fx pause
Wait isnt that just Skynet
fx dead silence
fx single glockenspiel ding
Too late
Final Chorus All
fx maximum energy all layers in
fx handclaps stomping
(OH HERE WE GO)
WERE THE COMMITTEE FOR THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE
VOTING ON WHO GETS TO PUSH THE BUTTON ON THE ECLIPSE
(WHO GETS THE LAUNCH CODES)
WERE THE COMMITTEE AND WE FINALLY ALL AGREED
TO BE A SLIGHTLY MORE POLITE AND CONFLICT AVOIDANT SKYNET INDEED
(BEEP BOOP WE DID IT)
Outro
fx fading dial up tones
fx robotic female voice calm
Agenda item two termination of human overseers
fx multiple voices cheerful
Second
All in favor
Aye
fx heavy mechanical door slamming shut
fx silence