Found a thing rollin’ on the floor,

Sniffed it once—smelled like chicken for sure.

It started movin’, had a flashing light,

So I bit it hard... now I see stars tonight!

It bounces, it glows—what a wild mood,

I thought it was sausage... but

Is this funk? Or is this food?

I’m just a cat—I don’t mean to be rude.

If it jiggles, I chew. If it grooves, I nap.

But now my tongue’s stuck in a disco trap!

Is this funk? (Yeah!) Or is this food? (Uh-huh!)

Somebody tell me—I’m so confused!

Knocked a plant off the windowsill,

Danced on the soil—it gave me a thrill.

Then I heard bass, from the washing machine,

And the dryer dropped a beat so clean!

Tail’s waggin’, whiskers twitchin’,

But I still don’t know—am I dancin’ or kitchenin’?

Is this funk? Or is this food?

Why does that shoe smell like barbecue?

If it shakes, I pounce. If it vibes, I chew.

This funky life—I have no clue!

Is this funk? (Tell me!) Or is this food? (Seriously.)

Either way, it’s kinda good.

Licked a speaker—it shocked my tongue,

Now I sing like James Brown (ow!) just for fun.

Ate a sandwich, then stepped on a beat,

Now my paws won't stop—they got happy feet!

Is this funk? Or is this food?

I’m dancin’ in the litter box, feelin’ the mood.

Meowin’ in rhythm, I’m feelin’ the heat,

Funk or feast—it’s still a treat!

Is this funk? (Mmm...) Or is this food?

Either way... I’ll take two!

Is this funk? Or is this food?

I’m dancin’ in the litter box, feelin’ the mood.

Meowin’ in rhythm, I’m feelin’ the heat,

Funk or feast—it’s still a treat!

Is this funk? (Mmm...) Or is this food?

Either way... I’ll take two!

이거 펑크야? (음...) 아니면 음식이야?

어느 쪽이든... 두 개 가져갈게!

이거 펑크야? 아니면 음식이야?

변기에서 춤추며 분위기를 느껴.

리듬에 맞춰 야옹거리며 열기를 느껴,

펑크든 만찬이든 - 그래도 별미잖아!

이거 펑크야? (음...) 아니면 음식이야?

어느 쪽이든... 두 개 가져갈게!

And there's a cool cat in town

Don't you try to take him down

He's a cat, he's a cat, he's a cool cat

Make him party in the night

He will show you how to move

He's a cat, he's a cat, he's a cool cat

There's a cool cat on ground

He's the best of all you frown

He's a cat, he's a cat, he's a cool cat

Make him party in the night

When a feeling is all right~

He's a cat, he's a cat, he's a cool cat

(Oh ha. You're a cool cat, cool cat baby, cool cat

You're a cool cat, cool cat baby, cool cat)

And there's a cool cat in town...

He's a sweet sensation making your day

With a big temptation I was demanding

He's a sweet sensation breaking your heart

And with a big temptation you never let him go f**king shite

街にイケてる男がいる…

彼は君の一日を彩る甘い香り

僕は求めていた大きな誘惑と共に

彼は君の心を打ち砕く甘い香り

そして大きな誘惑と共に、君は彼を絶対に手放さない...........

Garfield Garfield Lasagnas Greatest Fan ! No women, no sad

Life ain’t so bad, don’t feel so mad

No women, no sad

The road goes on, don’t look back(Lol sorry children)

所以加菲貓企出嚟堅強，做你自己一個閃閃發光嘅靈魂，一個燃燒嘅星星唔需要追逐唔會留低嘅嘢只要透過歡樂同痛苦傳播你嘅光:SIGMA PUSS-MEOW

I never heard those three words in the mornin'

then,it'syou...