Slob Joe and the KFC
80s
Slob Joe and the KFC
80s
Lyrics
Verse
Wookie Joe with his jandals on his feet
Cruisin' to the drive-thru for his chicken treat
Bucket in hand like it's gold from the sea
Lazy-eyed king of the KFC spree
Chorus
Get a haircut Joe
Get a job Joe
Stop nappin’ in the shade where the breeze don’t blow
Oh Joe the slob
Oh Joe the slob
Your boat’s got holes
Your life’s a blob
Verse 2
Afternoon naps like a pro in the sun
After bugging every soul till they’re done
Your jandals slap like a round of applause
But you never earned a thing
Just bending the laws
Chorus
Get a haircut Joe
Get a job Joe
Stop nappin’ in the shade where the breeze don’t blow
Oh Joe the slob
Oh Joe the slob
Your boat’s got holes
Your life’s a blob
Bridge
Jandals worn thin like your line of excuses
Counting your wins but it’s mostly your losses
The drive-thru knows your name but not your plan
Living like a dreamer with a bucket in hand
Chorus
Get a haircut Joe
Get a job Joe
Stop nappin’ in the shade where the breeze don’t blow
Oh Joe the slob
Oh Joe the slob
Your boat’s got holes
Your life’s a blob