Antichristmas
Christmas, deep demonic vocals, sleigh bells, melancholy, uptempo, catchy
Antichristmas
Christmas, deep demonic vocals, sleigh bells, melancholy, uptempo, catchy
Lyrics
To be sung with chaotic, slightly aggressive cheer
Verse 1
Dashing through the store,
With a dead look in my eyes,
Overturning displays,
Just to get the last of the pies!
Aunt Carol's on her way,
With her dreadful knitwear gifts,
And my uncle's started talking politics,
And the whole family rift-ifts!
Chorus
Oh, sigh bells ring, are you not listening?
It's been the same song all day!
Oh, what fun it is to ride on this guilt-trip sleigh, HEY!
Oh, sigh bells ring, are you not listening?
My cheer has run away!
I’ve eaten my body weight in cheese,
And it’s only Christmas Day!
Verse 2
The turkey’s bone-dry,
The gravy's lumpy and gray,
The kids are screaming loud,
'Cause the toys need AA batteries today!
I’ve wrapped myself in tinsel,
Just to hide from all the fuss,
And the cat just ate the fairy lights,
And has given us a frightful buzz!
Chorus
Oh, sigh bells ring, are you not listening?
It's been the same song all day!
Oh, what fun it is to ride on this guilt-trip sleigh, HEY!
Oh, sigh bells ring, are you not listening?
My cheer has run away!
I’ve eaten my body weight in cheese,
And it’s only Christmas Day!
Bridge
I’ll hide out with the dog,
By the radiator vent,
Until someone finds me,
And asks where all the money’s been spent!
I’ll mumble through carols,
‘Til the eggnog makes me bold,
And tell them that my New Year’s resolution
Is to move to the North Pole!
Final Chorus - Shouted
OH, SIGH BELLS RING, PLEASE STOP YOUR LISTENING!
I CAN’T TAKE ONE MORE DAY!
OH, WHAT “FUN” IT IS ‘TIL THIS WHOLE THING’S DONE!
NOW PASS THE ASPIRIN, OKAY!
OH, SIGH BELLS RING, MY SPIRIT’S GLISTENING…
WITH SWEAT FROM FRANTIC PLAY!
I’VE EATEN MY BODY WEIGHT IN CHEESE…
AND I’LL DO IT ALL AGAIN NEXT YEEEEAR!
Spoken, exhausted
Merry-ish Christmas, everyone. Where's the remote?