[Intro]
Alarm clock screaming, coffee on the floor
Dog ate my wallet and ran out the door
Phone at one percent, keys are gone
Pants ripped open before the day’s begun

[Pre-Chorus]
I took a breath, looked up at the sky
Asked myself, “Should I even try?”
Then a voice inside me started to sing...

[Chorus]
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
If it’s all falling apart and nothing will fit
Raise your hands to the heavens and yell, “Fuck it!”
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
When the universe throws you a giant pile of... stuff
Smile real big and scream, “Fuck it!”

[Verse 2]
Burnt my toast and missed the bus
Boss says, “Hey, can I talk to us?”
Weather app promised sunny skies
Now I’m drenched and swarmed by flies
My left shoe squeaks, my right sock slid
I forgot the name of my own damn kid
(Just kidding, that part’s a bit extreme)
But honestly, you know what I mean

[Pre-Chorus]
I checked my bank account in despair
Twenty-seven cents just sitting there
Then my soul stood up and shouted loud...

[Chorus]
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
When your plans collapse and your patience quits
Put both middle fingers up and yell, “Fuck it!”
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
When life hands you nonsense and calls it luck
Laugh like a maniac and shout, “Fuck it!”

[Bridge]
FUCK IT! (echoes in the canyon)
FUCK IT! (heard across the land)
FUCK IT! (the choir joins in)
FUCK IT! (with a marching band)
No more spreadsheets, no more stress
No more trying to impress
When everything has gone to—well, you know
There’s only one phrase left to show!

[Final Chorus]
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Tattoo it boldly on your heart and wrist
The timeless anthem of the optimist
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
When the whole world seems legitimately nuts
Take a bow, drop the mic, and yell...
FUUUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIT!

[Outro]
(soft piano)
...fuck it.