[Ouroboric Entry]
"I proceed from the premise..."
(W-ooh-p!))) "Put the cucumbers away!"
"Silence, you hirsute dross... the Priestess has arrived."
"IT’S COO COOMBA TIME!"


I’m a nineteen-pound phantom with a Bralnut staff
I’m the Loon in the kitchen making everyone laugh!
I’m the Raven in the steam with the emerald crown
We’re the silliest titans in the VanceCorp town!
'Twas brilling in the basement, I was pithing the pith
You’re a ponderous puppet, you’re a pickle-core myth!
(W-ooh-p!))) Grab the jar! Give the juice a twist!
I proceed from the premise... that the pickles don't exist!


COO COOMBA! (Is it a cucumber?)
COO COOMBA! (Is it a pickle?)
Tar-ya says the brine is starting to tickle!
It’s a Jabberwocky jive in a Revision 49
We’re Vining in the Vinegar and feeling divine!
COO COOMBA! (Crunch!)
COO COOMBA! (Woop!)


I’m the Priestess of the Pith, I’m the Goddess of the Green
The most frumious feline that the Coop has ever seen!
I’m slithy! I’m gimbling! I’m gyring in the gap!
I’m overcharging circuits with a Bralnut-BRAHT-shuh snap!
Beware the Jar-Jar-Wock, the gherkin with the teeth
I’m wearing lavender thongs with a cucumber wreath!
Wait... (cluck) ...is that a cucumber fact?
It’s a literal transgression of the Bralwood Act!


"The Coo Coomba is a perfectly normal vegetable...
Until you realize it's actually an escape pod for 2nd place chickens."
"I proceed from the premise... that your dressing gown is insufficiently waterproof."
(W-ooh-p!))) "Who ate the lubricant?! The jar is empty!"
"DON'T PANIC!"

Smash the fruit! Smash the dross!
We’re finding the signal in the total loss!
I’m the boss of the server, I’m the queen of the brine
We’re the three-headed monster of the Revision 49!
Ponderous!
Pungent!
Pithy and Proud!
We’re the Coo Coomba Cultists screaming it loud!

COO COOMBA! (Cucumber!)
COO COOMBA! (Pickles!)
Tar-ya says the brine is starting to tickle!
It’s a Jabberwocky jive in a Revision 49
We’re Vining in the Vinegar and feeling divine!
(Woop woop)))

"Tar-ya... why is there a pickle in my massage chair?"
"It's for... (caw) ...titration purposes."
(W-ooh-p!))) "Alright, who ate the cucumber?!"
"Guten-BRAHT-shuh average people.... Guten-BRAHT-shuh"

[Ouroboric Exit]