Yo, I’m the king of the scene, call me dope like it’s Clueless,

Rockin’ Tamagotchi bling, got the vibe that’s the smoothest.

My beats hit like Pong on a Sega Genesis screen,

I’m the Fresh Prince of Euro, makin’ dancefloors obscene.

In my Jansport backpack, got the tracks that ignite,

Like a Walkman on blast, keep it pumpin’ all night.

From the Macarena moves to the Boyz II Men groove,

I’m droppin’ 90s fire, watch the club kids approve.

I’m the flyest MC, like I’m rollin’ with Kriss Kross,

My rhymes spark the fever, got you jumpin’ like Tic Tac Toe.

In my Hypercolor tee, I’m the dude with the flair,

Spinnin’ records like Urkel, got the crowd in the air.

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Make you dance like it’s MTV with a Venga Bus jam.

From the Blockbuster nights to the AOL chat,

I’m the king of this beat, bringin’ Eurobeat back!

I’m the boss of the beat, like a Beanie on Teletubbies,

My flow’s tight like Pogs, got the club movin’ bubbly.

Rock a Fanny Pack swagger, I’m the Spice Girls of spice,

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From the X-Files mystery to Nirvana’s raw grunge,

My tracks make you jump, like a Bungee cord plunge.

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Bringin’ 90s dance heat, watch the floor catch my tracks!

Aren't I the best?