Woke up this morning, grabbed my phone,

Time to enter my slicing zone.

Watermelons flying through the air,

Pineapples flipping without a care.

Swiping left, swiping right,

Chopping fruit with all my might.

No bombs, just juice explosion,

I'm in the zone — full motion!

I love Fruit Ninja, slice it all day,

Bananas and apples just fly my way.

Combo hits, and I shout “YEAH!”

Juicy showers everywhere!

I love Fruit Ninja, I can't stop,

Even in dreams, I’m at the top.

Cut that mango, watch it drop,

I’m the fruit king — I never flop!

Dragonfruit, it's coming fast,

But my ninja blade will make it past.

Arcade mode got me in a trance,

Each high score is a victory dance.

I don’t need no sword in hand,

Just my thumb — you understand?

I’m a master of the fruit dojo,

Smooth like butter, slick like mojo!

I love Fruit Ninja, slice it all day,

Coconuts roll and kiwis play.

Blenders spin, it’s fruity mayhem,

One more round? You know I’ll slay them!

I love Fruit Ninja, feel the flow,

Juice on my screen like a rainbow.

Score so high it steals the show,

Call me Sensei — now let’s go!

From the subway to my bed,

Fruit explosions in my head.

Zen mode when I need some peace,

But Classic mode — I’m a beast!

I love Fruit Ninja, yeah it's true,

Slicing fruit is what I do.

From dusk till dawn, I’m in the game,

Swipe and slash — remember my name!

I love Fruit Ninja, feel that beat,

Juice on the screen, can't be beat.

One last slice, oh so sweet,

Game over? Nah — repeat!