Bunkers, Ballots & Bills
dark techno, hard techno, rave, hardtekk, hardcore drop, dance-pop, disco-pop, electro-pop, dreamy wave, 70s funk, nu-disco, funk, soul, pop, slap bass, slap bass solo, fingerstyle bass, walking bass, groove-driven, punchy bass lines, tight rhythm section, drum solo, vintage synths, synth stabs, lush pads, glittery synths, retro synths, ambient intros, complex synth arpeggios, clean guitar riffs, funky rhythm guitar, solo saxophone, mariachi trumpets, stabbing synth horns, Moog layers, gospel choir, orchestral swells, lush cinematic strings, euphoric risers, trance leads, 303 basslines, rave stabs, filtered house grooves, club bounce, cinematic soundscape, baroque harpsichord, harpsichord, bagpipes, ska, operatic vocals, diva vocals, sensual female voice, soulful male vocals, falsetto, breathy falsetto, smooth vocals, layered harmonies, vocal hiccups, dramatic vocal phrasing, sassy female vocals, group chants
Bunkers, Ballots & Bills
dark techno, hard techno, rave, hardtekk, hardcore drop, dance-pop, disco-pop, electro-pop, dreamy wave, 70s funk, nu-disco, funk, soul, pop, slap bass, slap bass solo, fingerstyle bass, walking bass, groove-driven, punchy bass lines, tight rhythm section, drum solo, vintage synths, synth stabs, lush pads, glittery synths, retro synths, ambient intros, complex synth arpeggios, clean guitar riffs, funky rhythm guitar, solo saxophone, mariachi trumpets, stabbing synth horns, Moog layers, gospel choir, orchestral swells, lush cinematic strings, euphoric risers, trance leads, 303 basslines, rave stabs, filtered house grooves, club bounce, cinematic soundscape, baroque harpsichord, harpsichord, bagpipes, ska, operatic vocals, diva vocals, sensual female voice, soulful male vocals, falsetto, breathy falsetto, smooth vocals, layered harmonies, vocal hiccups, dramatic vocal phrasing, sassy female vocals, group chants
Lyrics
Intro – Spoken Narrator over Sludge Riff
Narrator: “And lo, the leaders declared: ‘We shall save democracy!’ — then drove away in armored limousines, burning ten times the fuel of the peasants they taxed.”
Bass drop · gong crash
Verse 1 – Doom March
“Old men drafted to guard the sand,
Kids on TikTok join the band.
Politicians pose with tanks,
While empty shelves replace the banks.”
Chorus – Gang Vocals with Disco Beat
“Bunkers full, the people starve,
Leaders sign while lobbyists carve.
Ballots rigged, the clowns still cheer,
‘Freedom for all’—till the bills appear!”
Verse 2 – Funky Groove with Talkbox
“They warn of ‘climate’—then fly private jets,
Preach sacrifice while raising their bets.
Say borders matter, then throw them wide,
Call it compassion, but it’s just pride.”
Bridge – Thrash Riff + Shouted Satire
“Emergency laws, a permanent state,
Vote on Sunday, barbecue can’t wait!
Push the button, click for ease,
Your choice deleted with expertise!”
Chorus – Choir + Blast Beats
“Hide in bunkers, you kings of clay,
Your golden toilets won’t wash decay!
‘Trust the system’—a tragic jest,
You sell the people, and call it blessed!”
Break – Spoken Comedy Sketch with Accordion
Politician: “Citizens, we hear your cries!”
Crowd: “Then why the champagne and bribes?”
Politician: “Sacrifice more, for freedom’s sake!”
Crowd: “Your mask fell off — it’s made of cake!”
Final Chorus – Full Band Explosion
“Bunkers full, but the streets will roar,
Your staged compassion fools no more!
We carry each other through smoke and flame,
While you play gods in a crooked game!”
Outro – Doom Dirge with Circus Brass
Narrator: “And thus the empire fell — not with a bang, but with a press release. Sponsored by: taxpayer-funded incompetence.”
Accordion squeak · kazoo solo · silence