(Verse 1)

I plugged in my fruit and it said, "Yo, I'm online!"

My banana’s got WiFi, it’s reading my mind 🍌📶

It streams better than my TV, uploads memes in HD

Now it’s asking me, “Why are you still using 4G?” 😎

(Chorus)

My banana got WiFi, it's smarter than me!

It hacked into school and set my homework free 🎉

It’s watching cat videos while sipping on tea

This fruity genius, is the MVP!

(Bridge)

It’s got a TikTok dance and a LinkedIn page

Now my blender’s jealous, it’s filled with rage! 🌀

The apple's mad, the grapes complain

But my banana runs the whole domain.