[Verse 1]
Black-black forest.
Cold wind bites.
Branches whisper:
“You’re not alright…”
Eyes in the dark.
Steps behind.
Shadow laughs:
“Your fear is mine.”
[spoken low bass-baritone, grumpy, fearless, slightly drunk tone]
Жуть!
.
Жуть!
.
Жуть!

[Pre-Chorus]
Roots grab boots.
Squirrel screams:
“RUN, BRO! RUN!”
[spoken low bass-baritone, grumpy, fearless, slightly drunk tone]
Короче!
.
Руки в ноги!

[Chorus]
BLACK FOREST!
Night eats the light!
BLACK FOREST!
Monsters scream tonight!
If you survive —
pure luck, no less!
BLACK FOREST!
Welcome to the mess!
[spoken low bass-baritone, grumpy, fearless, slightly drunk tone]
Во попал!

[Verse 2]
Black-black cabin.
Door swings wide.
Rocking chair rocks —
but none inside.
Skeleton waves:
“Join my band!”
Guitar explodes.
(Yeah… forest brand.)
[spoken low bass-baritone, grumpy, fearless, slightly drunk tone]
Да ну нах!

[Pre-Chorus]
Witch flies by.
Crashes down.
Zombie moose:
“Nice job, clown.”
[spoken low bass-baritone, grumpy, fearless, slightly drunk tone]
Свали дура!

[Chorus]
BLACK FOREST!
Trees drum the beat!
BLACK FOREST!
Wolves scream off-key!
If you escape —
go buy a star.
BLACK FOREST!
Cursed and bizarre!
[spoken low bass-baritone, grumpy, fearless, slightly drunk tone]
Сплю что ли?!

[Bridge — whisper → scream]
(whisper)
Behind your neck…
something breathes…

(scream)
“ЛЕЖАТЬ!!! БОЯТЬСЯ!!!”
…белка псих!
…белка псих!
…белка псих!
…белка псих!
…белка псих!

[Final Chorus]
BLACK FOREST!
Nightmare rock show!
BLACK FOREST!
Fear on turbo-mode!
Trip, fall, rise —
no time to rest!
BLACK FOREST!
Squirrels do their best.
[spoken low bass-baritone, grumpy, fearless, slightly drunk tone]
Да ну вас!
И не страшно ни хера!