[Intro] (spoken, dry)

Mm…

Ow.

(Änkestöt.)

Yeah.

Clipped my elbow on the doorframe, now I’m seeing stars

Not “ha-ha” funny, it’s a shot through the arm

One little knock and it travels in a line

Straight to the fingers every time

They call it widow’s shock when it hits that zone

But the secret is—it’s not even a bone

Just a nerve sitting close, no padding at all

Touch it wrong and I stall

[Pre-Chorus] (build)

No bruise, no proof, no warning sign

Just instant electricity on contact time

I laugh it off, but I know what it is

One small hit and it flips

[Chorus / Drop] (repetitive, chant-friendly)

Funny bone, funny bone — ow, that’s the spot

Funny bone, funny bone — yeah, it’s a shock

Elbow to the hand like a fast-light trace

Funny bone, funny bone — can’t fake that pain

Funny bone, funny bone — ow, then it’s gone

Funny bone, funny bone — then I move on

Not a bone, it’s a nerve, and it talks too loud

Funny bone, funny bone — say it right now

[Post-Chorus] (for chops / callouts)

Hueso de la risa… ay

Hueso de la risa… ay

(Nervio cubital…)

Hueso de la risa… ay

Wake up from a nap and my arm feels wrong

That Saturday night palsy, sleep too strong

(Parálisis del sábado por la noche…) under my breath

Yeah, it’s funny ‘til you feel that stretch

And honeymoon palsy—cute name, same test

Hold on too long and it leaves you less

(Parálisis de la luna de miel…) don’t play with that

Pressure teaches fast like that

No bruise, no proof, no warning sign

Just instant electricity on contact time

I laugh it off, but I know what it is

One small hit and it flips

Funny bone, funny bone — ow, that’s the spot

Funny bone, funny bone — yeah, it’s a shock

Elbow to the hand like a fast-light trace

Funny bone, funny bone — can’t fake that pain

Funny bone, funny bone — ow, then it’s gone

Funny bone, funny bone — then I move on

Not a bone, it’s a nerve, and it talks too loud

Funny bone, funny bone — say it right now

[Bridge] (small, minimal)

Call it what you want

I know what it is

One touch too close

And the whole thing zings

[Final Drop / Outro] (bigger, add chops)

Funny bone, funny bone — ow, that’s the spot

(Änkestöt…)

Hueso de la risa… ay

Funny bone, funny bone…