[Verse 1 — style of: glitch-log intro with faint “Fremulon” loop in background FX]
Sentient balloon people
From the future they came
Teamed up with NHI
Infiltrating Krogers with no shame
Once competing factions
Now on a mission together
They'll flip the logo upside down
For a secret adventure
*(distant voice: “Fremulon… Fremulon…”)

[Verse 2 — style of: retrowave infiltration beat with Fremulon bursts between lines]
Balloons with attitude (Fremulon)
Floating above the aisles (Fremulon)
NHI agents disguised
Blending in with their smiles (Fremulon)
No more rivalry
It’s a united force they embrace
Causing chaos in Krogers
Dancing all over the place (Fremulon)

[Chorus — Fremulon glitch mix]
Battle at Krogers (Fremulon)
Balloons and NHI unite (Fremulon)
Flipped logo (Fremulon)
Hidden secrets taking flight (Fremulon)
Party City meets futuristic disguise
Turn up the volume (Fremulon)
Let the battles begin (Fremulon)
All rise! (Fremulon)

[Verse 3]
Cart corral is a war zone (Fremulon)
Laser beams in the bread aisle (Fremulon)
Grandma’s on a hover scooter
Throwing coupons with style (Fremulon)
Checkout scanners flash
Like strobe lights in the haze
Price tags morph into glyphs
From a time-bent phase (Fremulon)

[Verse 4 — Fremulon bleed intensifies]
Balloons fire confetti cannons (Fremulon)
While NHI rewires the fridge (Fremulon)
Produce section glows neon green
Bananas form a glowing bridge (Fremulon)
Manager’s on the intercom (Fremulon)
Speaking in a code of tones (Fremulon)
Shoppers freeze in the dairy case
Like statues made of bones (Fremulon)

[Extended Chorus 1 — Fremulon call-and-response]
Battle at Krogers (Fremulon)
The aisles are alive tonight (Fremulon)
Balloons in formation (Fremulon)
NHI in plain sight (Fremulon)
Deli meat drones and the soda wars ignite (Fremulon)
Checkout lights flashing red, green, white (Fremulon)
Battle at Krogers — we’re locked in the fight (Fremulon)
From produce to pharmacy, nothing’s polite (Fremulon)

[Verse 5]
Celery stalks march in formation (Fremulon)
Eggplants hum a bassline low (Fremulon)
The pharmacy’s a bunker
Stocking secrets only they know (Fremulon)
Balloons patrol the cereal wall
Eyes glowing through their latex skin (Fremulon)
NHI taps on the freezer glass
To let their agents in (Fremulon)

[Verse 6]
Frozen pizzas levitate
Spinning in a vortex storm (Fremulon)
Self-checkout sings an anthem (Fremulon)
In a voice that’s far from norm (Fremulon)
Credit card slots become portals
To a parallel shopping spree (Fremulon)
Where Kroger coins are currency
And shoppers drift endlessly (Fremulon)

[Extended Chorus 2 — Fremulon saturation]
Battle at Krogers (Fremulon)
This is more than a store (Fremulon)
Cosmic balloon warriors (Fremulon)
Through the automatic doors (Fremulon)
Freezer beams blazing, bakery at war (Fremulon)
NHI upload files from the produce floor (Fremulon)
Battle at Krogers — and we’re coming for more (Fremulon)
Price tags falling like confetti galore (Fremulon)

[Verse 7]
Balloons guard the bakery (Fremulon)
Pies hover like UFOs (Fremulon)
Cupcakes lined in perfect rows
Conceal the codes nobody knows (Fremulon)
The deli slicer’s now a weapon
Firing ham at lightning speed (Fremulon)
The bread rises like a mountain
In the hour of their need (Fremulon)

[Verse 8]
Kids ride carts like chariots (Fremulon)
Pulled by cereal box beasts (Fremulon)
Kroger brand sodas explode (Fremulon)
Launching foam across the feasts (Fremulon)
Balloons form a battle shield
Reflecting scanners’ burning light (Fremulon)
While NHI in trench coats
Vanish into the night (Fremulon)

[Verse 9]
Security cam footage flickers (Fremulon)
Shows scenes that can’t be real (Fremulon)
Aisles shifting like a labyrinth
As the shopping floors unseal (Fremulon)
Balloons deflate in sacrifice (Fremulon)
To jam the PA feed (Fremulon)
While NHI upload the blueprint
Of the thing the store can’t need (Fremulon)

[Verse 10]
When dawn breaks over Kroger (Fremulon)
The logo’s flipped, mission won (Fremulon)
Price tags restored, shelves in place (Fremulon)
But the battle’s never done (Fremulon)
In whispers by the registers (Fremulon)
The prophecy’s retold (Fremulon)
Of the day balloons and NHI (Fremulon)
Took the store and broke the mold (Fremulon)

[Final Chorus — total Fremulon overload]
Battle at Krogers (Fremulon Fremulon Fremulon)
Balloons and NHI unite (Fremulon Fremulon)
Flipped logo (Fremulon Fremulon)
Hidden secrets taking flight (Fremulon Fremulon)
Party City meets futuristic disguise (Fremulon)
Turn up the volume (Fremulon Fremulon)
Let the battles begin (Fremulon Fremulon)
All rise! (Fremulon Fremulon)

[Outro — eerie static, Fremulon loop fading into nothing]
(Soft, distorted voice)
Fremulon… Fremulon… Fremulon…
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