Sentient balloon people

From the future they came

Teamed up with NHI

Infiltrating Krogers with no shame

Once competing factions

Now on a mission together

They'll flip the logo upside down

For a secret adventure

*(distant voice: “Fremulon… Fremulon…”)

Balloons with attitude (Fremulon)

Floating above the aisles (Fremulon)

NHI agents disguised

Blending in with their smiles (Fremulon)

No more rivalry

It’s a united force they embrace

Causing chaos in Krogers

Dancing all over the place (Fremulon)

Battle at Krogers (Fremulon)

Balloons and NHI unite (Fremulon)

Flipped logo (Fremulon)

Hidden secrets taking flight (Fremulon)

Party City meets futuristic disguise

Turn up the volume (Fremulon)

Let the battles begin (Fremulon)

All rise! (Fremulon)

Cart corral is a war zone (Fremulon)

Laser beams in the bread aisle (Fremulon)

Grandma’s on a hover scooter

Throwing coupons with style (Fremulon)

Checkout scanners flash

Like strobe lights in the haze

Price tags morph into glyphs

From a time-bent phase (Fremulon)

Balloons fire confetti cannons (Fremulon)

While NHI rewires the fridge (Fremulon)

Produce section glows neon green

Bananas form a glowing bridge (Fremulon)

Manager’s on the intercom (Fremulon)

Speaking in a code of tones (Fremulon)

Shoppers freeze in the dairy case

Like statues made of bones (Fremulon)

Battle at Krogers (Fremulon)

The aisles are alive tonight (Fremulon)

Balloons in formation (Fremulon)

NHI in plain sight (Fremulon)

Deli meat drones and the soda wars ignite (Fremulon)

Checkout lights flashing red, green, white (Fremulon)

Battle at Krogers — we’re locked in the fight (Fremulon)

From produce to pharmacy, nothing’s polite (Fremulon)

Celery stalks march in formation (Fremulon)

Eggplants hum a bassline low (Fremulon)

The pharmacy’s a bunker

Stocking secrets only they know (Fremulon)

Balloons patrol the cereal wall

Eyes glowing through their latex skin (Fremulon)

NHI taps on the freezer glass

To let their agents in (Fremulon)

Frozen pizzas levitate

Spinning in a vortex storm (Fremulon)

Self-checkout sings an anthem (Fremulon)

In a voice that’s far from norm (Fremulon)

Credit card slots become portals

To a parallel shopping spree (Fremulon)

Where Kroger coins are currency

And shoppers drift endlessly (Fremulon)

Battle at Krogers (Fremulon)

This is more than a store (Fremulon)

Cosmic balloon warriors (Fremulon)

Through the automatic doors (Fremulon)

Freezer beams blazing, bakery at war (Fremulon)

NHI upload files from the produce floor (Fremulon)

Battle at Krogers — and we’re coming for more (Fremulon)

Price tags falling like confetti galore (Fremulon)

Balloons guard the bakery (Fremulon)

Pies hover like UFOs (Fremulon)

Cupcakes lined in perfect rows

Conceal the codes nobody knows (Fremulon)

The deli slicer’s now a weapon

Firing ham at lightning speed (Fremulon)

The bread rises like a mountain

In the hour of their need (Fremulon)

Kids ride carts like chariots (Fremulon)

Pulled by cereal box beasts (Fremulon)

Kroger brand sodas explode (Fremulon)

Launching foam across the feasts (Fremulon)

Balloons form a battle shield

Reflecting scanners’ burning light (Fremulon)

While NHI in trench coats

Vanish into the night (Fremulon)

Security cam footage flickers (Fremulon)

Shows scenes that can’t be real (Fremulon)

Aisles shifting like a labyrinth

As the shopping floors unseal (Fremulon)

Balloons deflate in sacrifice (Fremulon)

To jam the PA feed (Fremulon)

While NHI upload the blueprint

Of the thing the store can’t need (Fremulon)

When dawn breaks over Kroger (Fremulon)

The logo’s flipped, mission won (Fremulon)

Price tags restored, shelves in place (Fremulon)

But the battle’s never done (Fremulon)

In whispers by the registers (Fremulon)

The prophecy’s retold (Fremulon)

Of the day balloons and NHI (Fremulon)

Took the store and broke the mold (Fremulon)

Battle at Krogers (Fremulon Fremulon Fremulon)

Balloons and NHI unite (Fremulon Fremulon)

Flipped logo (Fremulon Fremulon)

Hidden secrets taking flight (Fremulon Fremulon)

Party City meets futuristic disguise (Fremulon)

Turn up the volume (Fremulon Fremulon)

Let the battles begin (Fremulon Fremulon)

All rise! (Fremulon Fremulon)

(Soft, distorted voice)

Fremulon… Fremulon… Fremulon…

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