Excuse me, ma'am

i'm sorry to disturb you

i know you're going through a lot

but i have some basic questions to go through

It's just a formality

helps us rule out the basic stuff

you can take all the time you need

some questions might be a little tough

Alright lets' get started...

What's your name and place of birth?

A-I- magician from the planet earth

Your relationship to mister frown?

i'm his wife but i wear the crown

How long have you two been together?

Way too long to even measure

Is your husband a happy guy?

His name is frowns and you're asking... why

i see... does he have any enemies?

who would wanna hurt him?

gee, i don't really know...

i couldn't say for certain!

when did you last see your husband?

i'm not sure, i was with uh friend

ma'am that isn't what i asked

sorry, i always forget the past

so you can't tell me when it was?

my memory is full of fuzz

was there any infidelity recently?

oh please, have some decency!

we're just trying to get to the bottom of this

there's no need to be defensive

i know my rights and i'm gonna plead the fifth

you're being way too offensive

ma'am-

am i being detained?

ma'am-

well am i being detained?

ma'am-

AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?!!!!!!

No ma'am - it's just questions

then i'd like my lawyer present please

you know, just to put my mind at ease

no problem, ma'am, we'll be back again

don't go too far, stay in town 'til then

thanks officers, have a nice day!

do you think she was telling the truth?

no way