Daytime Doorman
Country autistic guitar country goofy singing drunk southern goofy male vocals
Daytime Doorman
Country autistic guitar country goofy singing drunk southern goofy male vocals
Lyrics
Verse
Drunk Amish Mormon out of his mind
He counts to ten but still sees nine
He's got a grin that shines like the sun
Till he trips and falls after having fun
Verse 2
His day job's standing strong at the door
He nods hello they've seen him before
But evenings twist him into a haze
Ten beers down he's lost in the maze
Chorus
Oh he’s the doorman by the light of the day
But come the night he can’t find his way
Stumbling round like a spinning top
Drunk Amish Mormon never stops
Verse
Mornings come with a headache's sting
Sunrise pulls him back to the ring
Nods goodbye as they walk through the door
Hiding secrets from the day before
Bridge
Holding on to his shreds of pride
Balancing life like a reckless ride
Tip of the hat and a faded smile
Living wild for just a while
Chorus
Oh he’s the doorman by the light of the day
But come the night he can’t find his way
Stumbling round like a spinning top
Drunk Amish Mormon never stops