Shaver Girl
An iconic, cheesy, 90s Eurodance / Bubblegum Pop anthem, in the exact style of Aqua's "Barbie Girl". The track is built on a bouncy, driving four-on-the-floor drum machine beat and an instantly recognizable, catchy synth riff. The production must be plastic-fantastic, with sparkling synth effects. Features a dramatic vocal interplay between a high-pitched, slightly nasal, overly sweet female lead vocal (Lene Nystrøm style) and a deep, deadpan, spoken-word male vocal (René Dif style). The mood is ironic, upbeat, painfully funny, and energetic.
Shaver Girl
An iconic, cheesy, 90s Eurodance / Bubblegum Pop anthem, in the exact style of Aqua's "Barbie Girl". The track is built on a bouncy, driving four-on-the-floor drum machine beat and an instantly recognizable, catchy synth riff. The production must be plastic-fantastic, with sparkling synth effects. Features a dramatic vocal interplay between a high-pitched, slightly nasal, overly sweet female lead vocal (Lene Nystrøm style) and a deep, deadpan, spoken-word male vocal (René Dif style). The mood is ironic, upbeat, painfully funny, and energetic.
Lyrics
Intro
(Male voice, deep and deadpan)
Hi, Shaver!
(Female voice, high-pitched and annoyed)
Hi, Man!
(Male voice)
You wanna get it smooth?
(Female voice, sighs)
Ugh, fine!
(Male voice)
Let's do this!
Chorus
I'm a shaver girl, in a fuzzy world
Smooth it out, scream and shout, it's drastic!
(Ah-ah-ah, yeah!)
You can wax my legs, and all the other pegs
Exfoliation, it's my damn creation!
Verse 1
I'm a stubbly-skin girl, in a prickly-pin world
Strip it off, make it bright, it's my folly
You can find that spot, lose control, God I need a long drink
Pluck me here, wax me there, hanky... ow-chie!
Pre-Chorus
(Female) You can shave...
(Male) I can shave!
(Female) ...'til I'm bare down there!
Chorus
I'm a shaver girl, in a fuzzy world
Smooth it out, scream and shout, it's drastic!
(Ah-ah-ah, yeah!)
You can wax my legs, and all the other pegs
Exfoliation, it's my damn creation!
Bridge
(Male) Come on Shaver, let's get razors!
(Female) Ooh-woah, ooh-woah!
(Male) Come on Shaver, let's get razors!
(Female) Ooh-woah, ooh-woah!
Verse 2
That hot wax strip is burning, my skin is turning red
The pain is quite concerning, I wish that I was dead!
The razor leaves a little rash, a cut is on my knee
Why is this perfection what you wanna see?
Chorus
I'm a shaver girl, in a fuzzy world
Smooth it out, scream and shout, it's drastic!
(Ah-ah-ah, yeah!)
You can wax my legs, and all the other pegs
Exfoliation, it's my damn creation!
Outro
(Male, whispering) Oh, I'm having so much fun!
(Female, shouting over the fade-out) Well, I'm not! It'll just grow back tomorrow!
(A final, sad "Ooh-woah, ooh-woah" and a razor "shing" sound effect)