They said grow up be wise be steady

But I’m out here eating toast already

Bills stacked up like a Jenga tower

I’ll fold my laundry in another hour

The Wi-Fi’s down the fridge is leaking

Why’s the cat so loudly speaking

Adulting adulting who made this game

Where the rules keep shifting and the prizes are lame

Adulting adulting it’s chaos and shame

But hey I’m still standing so I’ll stake my claim

Grocery cart full of frozen dinners

But hey that’s life we’re all beginners

My bank account it plays hide and seek

Payday’s gone in less than a week

Emails pinging my brain is frying

Am I thriving or just surviving

Adulting adulting who made this game

Where the rules keep shifting and the prizes are lame

Adulting adulting it’s chaos and shame

But hey I’m still standing so I’ll stake my claim