I'm a rhynoceros

I got a dick on my nose

You think that's preposterous?

Horn section overexposed?

I charge right through the clothes

(Through YOUR clothes)

Ladies see me coming

Down the Serengeti plain

I'm always on the run

With a boner for a brain

I'm horny (horny!)

And I mean that literally

I'm horny (horny!)

It's basic biology

I'm horny (horny!)

Love gets a little thorny

I'm horny (horny!)

Don't try to reform me

The male approaches the watering hole, anatomically ahead of the herd...

(Have you heard???)

I'm a rhino (rhino!)

Born magnificent

Every other animal

Is a bit pissed by it

Check the fossil record, baby

Thirty million years

Of this face

Charging through your fears

(Through your fears)

Charging through your clothes

(Through your clothes)

That's the way it goes!

This is the way.

Every animal's impressed

By my pretty pretty face

When you're built like me, babe

Ain't there no second place

I'm horny (horny!)

And I mean that literally

I'm horny (horny!)

It's basic biology

I'm horny (horny!)

Love gets a little thorny

I'm horny (horny!)

Don't try to reform me

It is worth noting that, in thirty-seven years of wildlife filmmaking, this is the first time the entire crew has collectively requested... a different assignment.

I'm horny (horny)

And I mean that literally

I'm horny (horny)

It's basic biology

(It's basic biology...)

(It's basic biology...)

(It's basic biology...)