Yeah I know it's crazy but I'm doin' it anyway

Havin' a hell of a time

I haven't showered for days and I've been eatin' nothing but beans

You can call me crazy but it's true

I've filled up this balloon

And I'm going to the sky

I can see the future now

Fart balloon

Gas balloon

Into the sky

Going so high

Gas balloon

The farts were so good

And they were powerful

They were magical

Like

When I had the bean taco

And I went into the balloon and let it out

It was like I could feel it in my soul

It was so powerful

And the vibrations from my butthole made it happen

That's why I'm here now

In the sky

Going into space

Forever

Yeah

The farts were good

And it worked