Don't Say This To Your Wife
A lively honky-tonk country tune kicks off with energetic barroom piano and spirited banjo picking. Slide guitar brings twangy accents as toe-tapping drums and upright bass drive the groove. Male vocals narrate with playful flair, while each chorus bursts with instrumental interludes.
Don't Say This To Your Wife
A lively honky-tonk country tune kicks off with energetic barroom piano and spirited banjo picking. Slide guitar brings twangy accents as toe-tapping drums and upright bass drive the groove. Male vocals narrate with playful flair, while each chorus bursts with instrumental interludes.
Lyrics
Lively Intro, Slide Guitar, Banjo Picking
Verse 1
Well, I walked through the door, boots muddy and all
She was standin' there smilin' like a wreckin' ball
Dinner was ready, candles lit so bright
But I opened my mouth and ruined the night
Chorus, Barroom Piano, Backing Vocals (Whoa-oh-oh)
Don't say this to your wife, no matter how it feels
"Is this chicken or turkey? They taste kinda similar, for real"
Don't say this to your wife, it won't end nice
Son, trust me now, take my advice
Verse 2
She wore a new dress, asked, "Honey, how do I look?"
I said, "Just like your sister — from the Facebook!"
Her eyes narrowed down like a rattlesnake's tail
Suddenly I felt the cold winds wail
Chorus, Banjo Picking, Slide Guitar Fill
Don't say this to your wife, keep your big mouth shut
"Are you really gonna eat that? Thought you were watching your gut"
Don't say this to your wife, or you'll pay the price
Sleeping on the couch won't feel so nice
Bridge, Harmonica Solo
(Fellas, listen close, I've learned the hard way)
Words are like wild horses, don't let ‘em stray
If you value your peace, your home, your life
Zip your lips when talking to your wife
Chorus, Full Band, Comedic Backing Vocals (Yeehaw!)
Don't say this to your wife, even in disguise
"You remind me of your mom — that's not a bad thing, right?"
Don't say this to your wife, save yourself some strife
Happy wife, happy life!
Outro, Banjo Outro, Laughter FX
Happy wife, happy life... (Yeehaw!)