Now I was just a boy

Daddy took me in the backyard

Gave me some advice

About takin' care of business

And he said

"Son

You know what makes a man

He can always hit the target

If he always hits the target

Then he'll always have a home

He'll always have a home

He'll always have a home"

And he said

"Son

You know what makes a man

He can always hit the target

If he always hits the target

Then he'll always have a home

He'll always have a home

He'll always have a home"

(He said) "If you aim to be happy

Then whistle while you pee

And

Son

If you aim to please

Whistle while you pee"

Then he took me to the old dogwood tree

And he taught me how to whistle

As he taught me how to aim

And then he said

"Son

If you aim to please

Whistle while you pee"

He said

"If you aim to be happy

Then whistle while you pee

And

Son

If you aim to please

Whistle while you pee

Whistle while you pee"