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We take a break from our regular scheduled Undead Chickens for a speed metal side quest.... Brand new character, meet Cian. She's a goblin with some infernal origins, a magical microphone and a turntables and speakers mounted on flying drones.
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Frequency open. Listen close.

Crew lookin' tired? Need a little wire? Got that goblin fire. Gonna take you higher.

Yeah. Higher. (higher!))

Feel the static hummin'? (Hummin'...))
Something wicked comin'. (Comin'...))
Magic mic is drummin'. (Drummin'...))
New reality becoming!

static siren! hear my call! restless rhythm! break the wall! feel the fire! stand up tall! watch 'em tremble! watch 'em fall!

Fists feel heavy? Legs unsteady? Make 'em ready. Sharp machete.

New reality becomin'!

static siren! hear my call! restless rhythm! break the wall! feel the fire! stand up tall! watch 'em tremble! watch 'em fall!

FALL! (fall!)) (fall))

Shake it out... twitch it loose... burn the fuse... no excuse... chaos juice... cut 'em loose... what's the use... follow goose... ???
Shake it out... twitch it loose... burn the fuse... no excuse... chaos juice... cut 'em loose... what's the use... follow goose... ???

can you feel it?! yeah, you feel it now! that restless itch! don't know how! my static in your blood! a gift I gave to you! a little piece of my own hell to help you make it through!

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