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Dark, driving Memphis drift phonk featuring raw 808 bass, gritty vocal chops, crisp hi-hats, and snappy snares. The track opens with eerie vintage samples, building tension before launching into a rolling, hypnotic beat. Occasional distorted synth stabs and fx add movement throughout.
☎️
Dark, driving Memphis drift phonk featuring raw 808 bass, gritty vocal chops, crisp hi-hats, and snappy snares. The track opens with eerie vintage samples, building tension before launching into a rolling, hypnotic beat. Occasional distorted synth stabs and fx add movement throughout.
Lyrics
Hello Mapistan Lawyer here, today's public service announcement is
You know that cute young thing
That you're messaging
In whatever app or whatever message board
Yeah it's a 52-year-old cop
Each one of them
Maybe you resist at first because they sound super hot
And then they drop in there that they're like 15
And you resist the first couple times
And then oh my god they just keep coming for you
All these hot young things who want to talk to you
Who want to say dirty things to you
It's a 52-year-old cop
It's a 52-year-old cop
You're part of a sting
Or maybe it's actually not a cop
Maybe it's one of these vigilantes out there who like to catch a predator
Step away
Step away from your messages
If you don't know who you're talking to online
It's a cop or it's somebody who's trying to catch you doing something you shouldn't be doing