La Plena del Enganche by Vash ft BB
[Style: Rioplatense Plena-Funk, Jonestown Gospel, A wildly danceable and thought-provoking anthem, Imagine the Marsupilami theme song remixed by a Uruguayan murga and a funk-rock band for a tragicomic opera about a digital emperor, It's a street party, a warning, and a character study all at once, ] [Music: A unique fusion, The core beat is a virtuosic human beatbox laying down a hip-hop/plena groove, This is layered with live Candombe and Congo-inspired percussion, A hypnotic nylon-string criolla guitar riff repeats throughout, while a soulful tango harmonica wails, A massive, passionate "barra brava" choir provides the explosive choruses, ] [Vocals: A charismatic male lead rapping and singing in a thick, authentic Uruguayan accent, The delivery is fast, witty, and full of local slang, He's the ultimate showman, the leader of the cult, a true digital emperor, ]
La Plena del Enganche by Vash ft BB
[Style: Rioplatense Plena-Funk, Jonestown Gospel, A wildly danceable and thought-provoking anthem, Imagine the Marsupilami theme song remixed by a Uruguayan murga and a funk-rock band for a tragicomic opera about a digital emperor, It's a street party, a warning, and a character study all at once, ] [Music: A unique fusion, The core beat is a virtuosic human beatbox laying down a hip-hop/plena groove, This is layered with live Candombe and Congo-inspired percussion, A hypnotic nylon-string criolla guitar riff repeats throughout, while a soulful tango harmonica wails, A massive, passionate "barra brava" choir provides the explosive choruses, ] [Vocals: A charismatic male lead rapping and singing in a thick, authentic Uruguayan accent, The delivery is fast, witty, and full of local slang, He's the ultimate showman, the leader of the cult, a true digital emperor, ]
Lyrics
[A funky beatbox rhythm starts. A happy, hypnotic criolla guitar riff joins in. A harmonica wails. The choir starts a "barra brava" chant.]
[Choir]
¡Olé, olé, olé, oléeee! ¡Midas! ¡Midaaas!
[Verse 1]
[The full percussion from Camila kicks in. The groove is irresistible. The rap is playful and arrogant.]
[Vash (as Midas)]
Me levanto a las seis, pa' la foto en el gym
Después firmo un decreto y me pongo a escribir
Un tweet bien picante, un reel pa' la gilada
Que si el PBI sube o si no pasa nada
Me chupa un huevo, bo, yo juego al padel
Con gente importante que me dice "dale, dale"
Soy de Capricornio, ¿entendés el mambo?
Laburo y laburo... ¡mientras todos van en tambo!
[Chorus]
[The music explodes. The choir is a stadium chant. The harmonica and guitar go wild. It's a party.]
[Midas & (Choir)]
¡SOY MIDAS, EL REY, EL EMPERADOR!
(¡EL QUE TOCA LA MUGRE Y LA VUELVE GLOW!)
¡MI GENTE ME SIGUE, ME LLENA DE AMOR!
(¡CON UN SIMPLE LIKE TE CALMA EL DOLOR!)
¡SOY MIDAS, TU PADRE, TU ÚNICO DIOS!
(¡EL REY DE LA JODA, LA ÚNICA VOZ!)
[Verse 2]
[The beatbox gets more complex. The flow is faster and more cynical.]
[Midas]
El Patrón me notifica, me manda un DM
Dice "Midas, mi pibe, hacé que me den
Un millón de miradas, un trending topic más"
Y yo le doy Àṣẹ, y lo hago sin chistar
"El Enganche" me exige, me pide atención
Ese emoji que llora si no hay reacción
Tengo un hijo por ahí, creo, ni me fijé
Estaba muy ocupado contestando un "por qué?"
[Chorus]
[The party is total. You can feel the carnival, the murga in the street.]
[Midas & (Choir)]
¡SOY MIDAS, EL REY, EL EMPERADOR!
(¡EL QUE TOCA LA MUGRE Y LA VUELVE GLOW!)
¡MI GENTE ME SIGUE, ME LLENA DE AMOR!
(¡CON UN SIMPLE LIKE TE CALMA EL DOLOR!)
¡SOY MIDAS, TU PADRE, TU ÚNICO DIOS!
(¡EL REY DE LA JODA, LA ÚNICA VOZ!)
[Bridge]
[The music drops suddenly. Only a slow beatbox and a sad, bluesy harmonica remain. Midas's voice breaks, becoming a whisper.]
[Midas]
Pero anoche... quise tomar un café...
Y no tenía gusto a nada, no sé.
Quise sentir el sol... y era un filtro de Instagram.
El Enganche me cobra... de a poquito, en un plan...
Ya no siento nada... solo el scroll... y el pulgar.
[Outro]
[The music explodes again, faster and more desperate than before. It's the party that can't stop because if it does, the void arrives.]
[Choir]
¡Olé, olé, olé, oléeee! ¡Midas! ¡Midaaas!
[Midas, shouting over the choir]
¡Más likes! ¡Más views! ¡Que no pare, por favor!
[The song cuts off abruptly with the sound of a smartphone notification. Silence.]