i heard edits and crops and whatever can't get in trending so fuck it here it is fresh out of the oven good enough even quite good actually

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step on in pull up a seat

we got the flavors you just can't beat

fuck everywhere else, bunch of lame ass shit

try Sordik's Subs, you just can't beat it!

gallbladder sliders greasy and green

a smear of bile makes 'em obscene

cheesy appendix baked so fine

take a bite 'fore it bursts, oh my!

Sordik's Subs we serve it hot

every cut fresh from the chopping block

grab a fork, grab some meat

you just can't beat it! go on and eat!

tonsil tart, so soft so sweet

piled high on a baguette treat

barbeque uterus, slow cooked right

placenta poppers fried up all night

'bortion bites, pick your taste

strawberry stillbirth never goes to waste

chocolate choice, so damn divine

raspberry rejection, pleases every time

Sordik's Subs where taste is law

slice by slice, straight from the saw

grab a fork, grab some meat

you just can't beat it! go on and eat!

foreskin fritters, cut so clean

a little smegma ranch; dip it mean

tumor tots, each one unique

drizzle that cisplattin, let the flavors speak!

hot prostate sandwich grilled so well

seminal sauce got that rich warm smell

ovary melt stacked up so right

pickled eyeballs add a little bite

Sordik's Subs, no waste, no shame

where every bite once had a name

grab a fork, grab some meat

you just can't beat it! go on and eat!

honey lymph nuggets sticky sweet

suck 'em down, what a treat!

crispy adrenal poppers fried

every meal comes with two sides

ice cream bowel bowl scoop it up

and for the kids try a lil' guts cup!

lung puff pie, take a breath

flaky crust filled with sweetened death

Sordik's Subs, don't ask how

from limb to plate, it's served up now!

grab a fork, grab some meat

you just can't beat it! go on and eat!